your pal sarah

@sar_ahsar_ah

Mathemagician. Creature of the Internet. Selecting hunks interactively.

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    24 Jun 2016

    If anybody needs me I'll be on my internet

    1 retweet 1 like
  2. May 14

    Butter is my love language

  3. May 6

    I got a nephew and hit front page of reddit all in one day so p sure I can die now

    2 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Mar 10

    8 replies 124 retweets 446 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Apr 13

    [on my death bed, struggling to speak] me: if..your..unit..test..makes..a..network..call..it's..not..a..unit..test.. [dies]

    48 replies 1,968 retweets 4,022 likes
  6. Apr 12

    In 2017 you can snooze a notification from your computer telling you that Thomas Jefferson’s birthday is tomorrow.

    1 like
  7. Apr 6

    I'm better in emoji.

  8. Mar 31

    Me: what are you thinking about? Him: I was thinking about how to pronounce 'Bon Jovi' in French *cue various pronunciations of Bon Jovi*

  9. Mar 14

    No I never get the impression that the Prez is still acting in a reality TV star role why do you ask?

  10. Retweeted
    Feb 28

    anyways, what was that you were saying about the cloud?

    10 replies 372 retweets 584 likes
  11. Feb 26

    Don't give a fuck about the Oscars, who dis?

  12. Feb 23

    I'm taking my magnesium calcium supplement. I think it makes me sleep better.

    1 reply
  13. Feb 22

    In this edition of Recruiter Email or Haiku? -- "Weekend - How are you? No reason//interested. DENVER"

  14. Feb 22

    I'm cool. You're cool. Everybody's cool and we're gonna take our vitamins.

    1 like
  15. Retweeted
    Feb 22

    GO DIRECTLY TO PROD DO NOT PASS TESTS DO NOT COLLECT $200

    15 replies 377 retweets 927 likes
  16. Feb 21

    search as a service

  17. Feb 9

    You know things are getting bad on Facebook when Twitter feels like a breath of fresh air.

    1 reply 1 like
  18. Feb 8

    I'm on Facebook and it's 7AM and all the coffee.

  19. Feb 8

    Has anyone considered that not talking about exactly what POTUS wants you to talk about, might be the most subversive thing ever?

    1 like
  20. Feb 8

    Bluetooth headphones are so liberating until you realize you can't wear them in the shower.

  21. Feb 7

    New Bio: Willing and able to dissect your joke due to genuine personal confusion until there is not an ounce of funny left in it.

    1 like

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