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"Christianity is back up." #quoteswithoutcontext

"In one fell swoop I've been introduced to the world of Skyrim for Pimps *AND* skull pasties!" #quoteswithoutcontext

"I have a particular nose" #quoteswithoutcontext

"It was the panic and the pandemonium of the chaos" #quoteswithoutcontext

"It makes me wanna decorate some houses and tell jokes to my neighbor until he proposes to me" #quoteswithoutcontext

Overheard at work today: "I have a bit of a fraught relationship with my local raccoons"

"It reminds me of a watermelon, but in a good way" #quoteswithoutcontext

"It's a weird job when you have to say things like 'Hitler related vandalism'" #quoteswithoutcontext

"that sounds too mainstream though, "fursona" is more hipster" #quoteswithoutcontext

"Bye bye boobs" #quoteswithoutcontext

"I just can't understand why you hit him with a boiled lobster. You really need to stop doing things like that." #quoteswithoutcontext

"Just give us a chicken" #quoteswithoutcontext

"The War of Daisies. It's like the War of Roses, but smaller" #quoteswithoutcontext

"I can't find the emoji that correctly encapsulates my feels" #quoteswithoutcontext

"It's a European beard" #quoteswithoutcontext

"I'm a big fan of elves." #quoteswithoutcontext

"Chocolate body-wrap?" #QuotesWithoutContext

"No, I refuse to speak to doctors" #quoteswithoutcontext

"If Mitt Romney was my dad I'd have way better hair" #quoteswithoutcontext