A thing I love about this is how everyone is willing to pretend you can turn someone into a crab by injecting them with "crab DNA." I can get pretty cynical about the human race but when you need them to pretend crab DNA turns you into a crab, they really come through for you.
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The crab is the perfect aquatic form and Marco Rubio is not.
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Hm yes, this is an excellent point
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I'd eat him as long as he's served with grass-fed butter . My husband bought margarine this week and that offended me more than the idea of eating this mutant crab Marc Rubio
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He simply must be stopped
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Marco Crabio would probably be all joints and very little meat.
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Also, it would be so tiny it really wouldn’t be worth cooking...
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Is it really a hypothetical? Way I heard it, the Deep State did this to steal the election from Trump, which is why he wisely has NOT taken the vax.
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You forgot about Mind Control over the Dominion machines, routed through Hunter Biden's stolen Burisma server in Ukraine.
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Can a crab have crabs
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