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    Sandra Newman‏ @sannewman 27 Dec 2020

    What if, instead of injecting Marco Rubio with the vaccine, they (by mistake) injected him with crab DNA, and he is now turning into a crab? Is it ethical to eat Crab Marco Rubio? Is his wife still legally married? To be clear, this is a hypothetical.

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      1. Sandra Newman‏ @sannewman 27 Dec 2020

        A thing I love about this is how everyone is willing to pretend you can turn someone into a crab by injecting them with "crab DNA." I can get pretty cynical about the human race but when you need them to pretend crab DNA turns you into a crab, they really come through for you.

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      2. Ed Vocke‏ @VockeWI 27 Dec 2020
        Replying to @sannewman

        The crab is the perfect aquatic form and Marco Rubio is not.

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      3. Scoop Raccoon‏ @TOStarRaccoon 27 Dec 2020
        Replying to @VockeWI @sannewman

        Hm yes, this is an excellent point

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      2. Sarah Radz‏ @sarahradz_ 27 Dec 2020
        Replying to @sannewman

        I'd eat him as long as he's served with grass-fed butter . My husband bought margarine this week and that offended me more than the idea of eating this mutant crab Marc Rubio

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      3. Sarah Radz‏ @sarahradz_ 27 Dec 2020
        Replying to @sarahradz_ @sannewman

        He simply must be stopped

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      2. Jeni taking a break‏ @jenidelao 27 Dec 2020
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        Marco Crabio would probably be all joints and very little meat.

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      3. James M. (Korvo) Vennett‏ @JMVennett 28 Dec 2020
        Replying to @jenidelao @sannewman

        Also, it would be so tiny it really wouldn’t be worth cooking...

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      2. ZZTodd, Professor Doktor of Antifa Studies  ☣‏ @ntoddpax 27 Dec 2020
        Replying to @sannewman

        Is it really a hypothetical? Way I heard it, the Deep State did this to steal the election from Trump, which is why he wisely has NOT taken the vax.

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      3. Steven Evangelista‏ @SEvangelistaHL 28 Dec 2020
        Replying to @ntoddpax @sannewman

        You forgot about Mind Control over the Dominion machines, routed through Hunter Biden's stolen Burisma server in Ukraine.

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      1. Vice President of John Candy’s Pants‏ @jakevass 27 Dec 2020
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        Can a crab have crabs

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