I didn't get to go to Sunday school, so now you people have to deal with this
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This is why I love your novels.
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Aw, thank you. I want to write a novel about Jesus's dog now.
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There you go, anthropomorphizing a fictional deity again.
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No, this is important
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Wait tho... is that actually a thing?? I’ll be dammed

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I learned it in middle school so I may not be the best source here. That would suck, if Jesus just scoffed at you and was like, "WRONG."
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and Jesus would also say "don't play around with that armadillo. If it scratches you, it can transmit leprosy." and He is not fooling!
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He'd change the subject to sandals or figs
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He would say, “What is this armadillo of which you speak?,” because they don’t live in the Middle East!
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No he is literally God, he knows about armadillos. Unless you are saying armadillos are from some outer space planet that has a different God?
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