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Author of novels THE MEN (in 2022), THE HEAVENS, THE COUNTRY OF ICE CREAM STAR, etc. Also co-author (with @HMittelmark) of HOW NOT TO WRITE A NOVEL

Joined September 2009

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    Sandra Newman‏ @sannewman 22 Oct 2018

    LIFE CYCLE OF TED CRUZ 2017: Lyin' Ted 2018: Beautiful Ted 2019: Beautiful Fragrant Ted 2020: Beautiful Fragrant Swollen Ted 2021: Spores 2022: Ted Blooms Cover Texas 2023: Texas Devours Oklahoma 2024: Last Humans Die in Antarctica Compound

    3:54 pm - 22 Oct 2018
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    18 replies . 141 retweets 707 likes
      1. Golbez Addams‏ @shawwillsuffice 22 Oct 2018
        Replying to @sannewman

        Is this a Jeff Vandermeer novel

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      1. The Deuce Deducer‏ @marchanddcitron 22 Oct 2018
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        I truly adore where your mind goes. I been sitting here thinking I was the only one.

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      1. TedCruzForHumanSenate‏ @HumanSenatorTed 22 Oct 2018
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        My species, which is human, actually reproduces via clonal polyps

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      1. Tabbyette  🇺🇦 🌻Time to pass voting rights‏ @Tabbyette112 22 Oct 2018
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        2025: Lifecyle begins again on Canada with a single-cell Raphael.

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      1. ledoux, trish‏ @0taqueen 22 Oct 2018
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        i am always here for the apocalypsepic.twitter.com/iMyUwbpsjO

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      2. Bruce Warnsby‏ @Hanwarrior 22 Oct 2018
        Replying to @sannewman @elektrotal

        Ted Cruz is a human and not an alien spores from Sirius

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      3. Sandra Newman‏ @sannewman 22 Oct 2018
        Replying to @Hanwarrior @elektrotal

        Wrong.

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      1. peteysaw‏ @peteysaw 22 Oct 2018
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        We’re gonna have to stop him before the spores are released.

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      1. Warren Lamb‏ @10warren10 22 Oct 2018
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        OK, this is funny. Spores, really?

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      1. Duncan Rouleau‏ @rouleau1 22 Oct 2018
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        When do the save blooming Ted apologists play there part?

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