.@SenateDems, THIS is the question you need to ask Brett Kavanaugh at his confirmation hearing.
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If Earth turned into blueberries, would you sink into the zillions of blueberries and gradually suffocate as you sank to the center of Blueberry Earth? Or would the blueberries not create enough gravity and gradually dissipate into space, leaving you dying in freezing vacuum?
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This is just a thought experiment, Emily.
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I was trying to decide if dying by freezing vacuum or suffocation by blueberries was worse. I'm always cold yet also claustrophobic, so I'm going to get back to you on this.
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I hope you mean the Kavanaugh part though.
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Of course.
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Is this a choice? I’ll take freezing vacuum.
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I don't think we get a choice unless you believe in the Law of Attraction.
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I don’t even know why I snort laughed at that.
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It’s been five minutes and I’m still thinking about human popsicles floating through space covered in blueberries
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This is probably where the asteroid belt comes from.
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That was a different planet. Mostly peas.
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I'm into it either way, tbh. Like, aren't all the best parts of us just gradually dissipating into space anyway, SANS infinity blueberries
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Yes, this way at least we get blueberries.
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Everyone gets blueberries! Elephants and blue whales, tapirs and belugas, elephant shrews and some kinda tinyville cetacean that keeps out of sight...
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(sry, I got caught up matching increasingly small long-nosed mammals with their increasingly small watery counterparts. Still, I'm in, re: blueberry world)
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I don’t know. Is there a molten blueberry core?
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I don't know, I am not a scientist.
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Wouldn't they just smush under our collective weight?
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No, apparently they compress and turn into boiling jam. Elsewhere on my twitter, a physicist actually figured this out on his blog. Lots of equations and jam volcanos.
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