I used to have dreams about shooting hoops with Michael Jordan but now I dream about Mitch McConnell being told by his doctor that his hemorrhoids are so intense they have to amputate his entire ass
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Replying to @ikebarinholtz @VaGentlenerd
i regularly daydream about how Jeff Sessions et al will perish in prison. can you imagine the mugshots they will all have
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We’re having the same daydreams.
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