Sam van der Kris

@samvdkris

Mediocre infosec/programming shitposts. Certified script kiddie. Views are not my own but represent my employer, my cats, and you. He/they

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    24 Oct 2019

    "Virtual machines are great, but you lose the ability to kick the hardware." -

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  2. Mar 14

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  3. Mar 14

    Ahhhhh Haarlem, where the alcoholics under the bridge near the train station drink fancy craft beer out of a glass (This is a bottle of IPA from a local brewery in an old church, and it's really damn good)

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  4. Mar 12

    Listening to Pink Floyd songs separately is already a crime against humanity, but this one just hurt because that transition is sooo damn good

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  5. Mar 12

    Put my playlist on shuffle and it just cut off in the middle of the transition from Empty Spaces to Young Lust to switch to some other random song ._. I have never felt so betrayed in my life.

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  6. Mar 11

    Rant

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  7. Mar 10

    Alright alright stay calm, stay cool relax chill take it easy don't panic caaaalm and collected

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  8. Mar 10

    (Note: the New Yorker isn't actually a right wing tabloid, Tillie probably confused them for the NY Post)

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  9. Mar 10

    RT @deletescape@notbird.site

    telegram messages other person: Hi Tillie, My name is [redacted] and I'm a writer at The New Yorker magazine. I read the article in Bloomberg about hacking Verkada and I was wondering if I could interview you for a short online article about your work. I'm on here or at redacted@newyorker.com. All Best, redacted me: the only comment i have for right wing tabloids is: 'be gay, do crime"
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  10. Mar 7

    Also how I've had these headphones for a year, and after an earpad replacement and the slider thingy they're just as good as new. I have a feeling that these things are gonna last me a loooong time (And the sound still amazes me as much as it did a year ago)

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  11. Mar 7

    It's just so cool how you can have some minor inconvenience like this, and there will be someone who already spent the time and effort to model a replacement part and put it on the internet for all to use :)

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  12. Mar 7

    The slider on my headphones starting coming loose (apparently a common issue). Yoinked a replacement part from thingiverse and my roommate 3d printed it for me. After about an hour of fiddling around, I finally replaced it and everything's working again!

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  13. Mar 6

    CW: PHP Ok but seriously why is `"string" == 0` WHY

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  14. Mar 5

    God fucking damnit I just accidentally read some pretty major AoT S4 spoilers that basically just ruined the entire fucking show for me ._.

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  15. Mar 4

    (Made this one myself)

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  16. Mar 4

    owoid and manjarowo (/u/Satoqz and /u/Satoqz)

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  17. Mar 4

    And fedowa (by /u/iD3nis124)

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  18. Mar 4

    uwuntu and nyarch (credits to /u/Chicki2D and /u/Ishaan_P)

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  19. Mar 2

    Introvert in public transport starter pack

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  20. Feb 22

    Replaced my custom studio's earpads, and it's as good as new again! :) Also I read something about the EDT 770 V being slightly softer than the stock EDT 770 VB. I'm not sure if it's a placebo, but I do think they are a bit more comfortable than my old pads were when new

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