Work creates so much anxiety after a holiday.
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2 mins from home and stuck in traffic going into the Kennedy tunnel. AAAAARGHHHH.
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We’ve been driving since 10am and have just gone from one traffic jam to another. I am so done and ready for bed.
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Omg. This is going to be the longest journey. Entertain me. Please. Show me your food, Pets or ask random questions.
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Boris and Carrie having another child just reminds me of that tweet someone did of him doing another “big cummy” in Carrie and If I have to remember it and feel sick so do you.
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Stuck in the absolute worst traffic right now to get over the bridge and get off this island.
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Jeff Stelling is a national treasure. One of Teessides greatest exports.
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Actually walked out of a restaurant earlier. The waitress was laughing at Jef’s French and being quite horrible. At 1 point looked at the table next to us, rolled her eyes and laughed at us and our french with them.
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Haven’t had enough seafood already so am now having grilled cuttlefish.
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Name a bigger downgrade. twitter.com/nocontextbrits…
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Italian food, while being delicious, prob wouldn't be my top rated but they shouldn't have to take that from a country that thinks cooking is rubbing garlic powder on soapy chicken
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I had mussels in a seafood bisque he had them in a wine from here and with cream and sage
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Also. I used to hate eating sea snails. Apparently I like them now.
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The American contribution in any national food discourse
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There are no street lights on this island. Thought I was gonna die on the way home from the restaurant.
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Don’t give a shit.
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If Labour win at the next general election private school fees could rocket by up to 20%
One mother says she is "sick and nervous" about what could happen to her children's school fees, which are £5,155 per term inews.co.uk/inews-lifestyl
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What the fuck?
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My cat just laid on my keyboard whilst I was away and sent 1000s of messages into a slack channel of random consecutive letters. My boss had to call me to see if I’d died on my keyboard.
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Being an attention whore
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How do you serve cunt in a way supports public transportation?
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