Samuel K: Birthday Elf

@samu3lk

A Devil-Worshipping Elf With Mysterious Powers...! Art drawer. Toy designer. Stuff maker. Gamer Streamer. He/Him. 🏳️‍🌈 PAYPAL:

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Joined September 2007

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    27 Sep 2019

    All right folks, this is it! My Storenvy is now open and ready for business. I'm still adding a few products to the store, but as of now HERE IS WHERE YOU CAN BUY MY STUFF!!!

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  2. 2 hours ago

    Part 2 bags have been opened and sorted.

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  3. 4 hours ago
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  4. Police desperately need help identifying a famous QAnon guy named Jake Angeli, from Arizona, who has a Wikipedia page and has been subject of dozens of articles in the last day, and are offering $1000 for any info:

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  5. 17 hours ago

    Here's where I'm calling it for tonight. I'm done with the 1 bags!! Love the tiny details in the jukebox and bubblegum machine. I also like the lonely little trash can next to the back door.

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  6. 17 hours ago

    Been up to some shit.

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  7. 18 hours ago
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  8. 23 hours ago

    They are vampires draining us of all we have. Even your favorite ones. You don't get into politics without being one. These creatures will never be your saviors. This goes for every human being.

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  9. 23 hours ago

    This is as good of a time as any to remind all my followers that no politician cares about you, your family, disabled people, black people, native people, children, or immigrants. Democrats and Republicans have the same goal which is killing us while they grow fat and laugh.

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  11. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS COUP)

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  12. Jan 6

    this is just as papa john foretold

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  13. Jan 6

    Been cleaning my desk area lately and honestly you can never have too many pocket knives

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  14. Jan 6

    The pigs in Washington spent decades hiring clowns and buying monkeys and now they're pissed off because they looked around and realized they're at the circus.

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  15. IF YOU BLACK OR BROWN STAY AWAY FROM THE NATIONAL MALL IF YOU BLACK OR BROWN STAY AWAY FROM THE NATIONAL MALL IF YOU BLACK OR BROWN STAY AWAY FROM THE NATIONAL MALL please amplify.

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  16. wow can't believe what's happening in the Capitol today

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  17. Jan 6

    Why y’all keep asking where the police at? Y’all ask where Miley’s at when Hannah’s on stage?

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  18. Jan 6

    I saw Macho Man was trending so I retweeted some of my favorite tweets I have made about Macho Man Randy Savage.

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  19. 5 Sep 2016

    I won't have children because I think it's unfair to the child to be born in a world where we no longer have Macho Man Randy Savage.

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  20. 14 Jul 2016

    I have the heart of the Ultimate Warrior, the mind of Macho Man Randy Savage, and the body of Paul Bearer.

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  21. Jan 6

    When you see "Macho Man" is trending and realize it's not about Randy Savage

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