RULE 1: David Brooks chooses to go to lunch with YOU. Not the other way around. Be calm and wait for his invite.
Let's play a game, shall we? I'll call it "Lunch With David Brooks." It's not a fun game at all, BUT WE ARE STILL GONNA PLAY. 1st, the rules
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RULE 2: David will pre-screen you before the meal. He'll need to know: your income, education level, economic background, hometown.
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Step 1: Consent to be mocked in print after your lunch, for your hoagie fear or similar high- or low-brow faux pax
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i do not consent to this game sam
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lets just get mexican sam
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My local Mexican place has ten kinds of tacos, half with meats I don't recognize.
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I'm guessing David Brooks doesn't even really know how to pronounce capicola.
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That part of the column is especially awful, but his larger point is not wrong.
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Which is why it's such a shame that it's going to get lost due to his pretentious bullsh*t.
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