Sam Parker

@SamParker14

Niner, Gunner, Warrior, Engineer, Knight, Athlete, Runner, Nerd, Smart-ass, Californian, American, Humanist

Menlo Park, CA
Joined January 2011

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    29 Oct 2016

    🇰🇷 is the most professionally-dressed country I've ever seen. I'm wearing a Lion King t-shirt to work today. God bless engineering.

  2. 24 hours ago

    Lost in the insanity of this game: LeBron bringing an all-star dunk into the NBA finals.

  3. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    This ref crew is an absolute abomination. It's a humiliating night for the NBA.

  4. Jun 9

    JVG, no one mentioned the Kardashians until you brought them up to say that bringing them up is classless. Dude.

  5. Jun 9

    This is awesome. Also a mixed-gender 4x400m. I had no idea these ideas were even close to being taken seriously.

  6. Jun 5

    We're making a speaker, and it sounds really, really good.

  7. Jun 3
  8. Retweeted
    Jun 2

    If only Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Elena Kagan, and Janet Yellen had their own line of lavender sheath dresses

  9. Jun 1

    Andre is back for the Finals and I couldn't be happier

  10. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    LET'S GO

  11. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    I AIN'T WORRIED.

  12. May 26

    1) I can't imagine 🍊 saying all these complete sentences. 2) Is it weird specifying "Christians", vs. general "vict. of rel. persecution"?

  13. May 21

    Hell of a season, boys! Proud to be a fan, and can't wait for whichever tournament I show up at next year!

  14. May 19

    Wall, Steph, Kawhi, LeBron, DeAndre. Draymond in for DeAndre if he can be a center.

  15. Retweeted
    May 19

    All I want is to believe that this is unsustainable but a flat tire is unsustainable unless you don't care about destroying the car.

  16. May 15
  17. Retweeted
    May 10
  18. May 9

    Anyone who stands with the cheeto in chief on this one is taking the side opposite democracy

  19. Retweeted
    May 9

    Trump just fired the man who was investigating his campaign's possible ties to Russian interference in the election. Nothing to see here

  20. Retweeted
    May 8

    8 more 🏆

  21. Apr 28

    Yes, how can we possibly tolerate having well-educated and well-informed people running around this country?!?!

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