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I was Emma Stone before Emma Stone was a thing. Co-author of Stats Canada: Satire On A National Scale

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    Sam Montgomery‏ @sammontgomery 19 Nov 2016

    I have been fired from my job at the Starbucks in Lexington, Kentucky.

    • Retweets 1,315
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    • James JP Matthew Gordon ariel goldenberg ✘ ⚽️⚽️⚽️ eneli Yvonne Wolf jropp UK Walt Sherwood
    11:49 AM - 19 Nov 2016
    1,129 replies 1,315 retweets 2,628 likes
      1. Sam Montgomery‏ @sammontgomery 19 Nov 2016

        @renbostelaar @FoxLexington would love to share my story about being persecuted for my beliefs!

        278 replies 13 retweets 42 likes
      2. #LGBT‏ @LGBT_4_Trump 19 Nov 2016

        @sammontgomery @renbostelaar @FoxLexington Can someone in @ICEgov check her Canadian Immigration status? She is a @starbucks employee

        2 replies 7 retweets 55 likes
      3. Sam Montgomery‏ @sammontgomery 19 Nov 2016

        @LGBT_4_Trump @renbostelaar @FoxLexington @ICEgov @Starbucks no please don't deport me please

        57 replies 6 retweets 36 likes
      4. #LGBT‏ @LGBT_4_Trump 19 Nov 2016

        @sammontgomery @renbostelaar @FoxLexington @ICEgov @Starbucks Go back to Toronta, stay out of American Politics. You were fired? 😂👍

        5 replies 4 retweets 67 likes
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      1. Nell Hunt‏ @nell_hunt 19 Nov 2016

        @sammontgomery Prove it. Prove you even worked there.

        6 replies 12 retweets 141 likes
      2. Asher Langton‏ @AsherLangton 19 Nov 2016

        @nell_hunt I was @sammontgomery's manager at the Starbucks in Lexington, Kentucky. It was me. I fired her. #MAGA.

        15 replies 9 retweets 102 likes
      3. Nell Hunt‏ @nell_hunt 19 Nov 2016

        @AsherLangton @sammontgomery Which location?

        4 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Asher Langton‏ @AsherLangton 19 Nov 2016

        @nell_hunt @sammontgomery West Main Street, by the river. I saw her spitting in cups and told her to stop but she wouldn't so I fired her.

        7 replies 8 retweets 46 likes
      5. Nell Hunt‏ @nell_hunt 19 Nov 2016

        @AsherLangton @sammontgomery I just called that location and Keith, the manager, doesn't know who Asher Langton is.

        7 replies 3 retweets 45 likes
      6. a totally ok girl‏ @ooplebaboo 21 Nov 2016

        @nell_hunt @AsherLangton @sammontgomery that location burned down 6 years ago in a very mysterious fire. They say the land is cursed

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      7. Sam Montgomery‏ @sammontgomery 21 Nov 2016

        @ooplebaboo @nell_hunt @AsherLangton i have also heard the land is cursed

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      1. Booga Armadillo‏ @Pollyesther34 19 Nov 2016

        @sammontgomery as well you should be there are consequences for foolish actions what did you think would happen, honestly?

        12 replies 32 retweets 478 likes
      2. Real Brother Radio™‏ @RBNRadio2 19 Nov 2016

        @Pollyesther34 @sammontgomery Hey dummy. Sam is from Toronto.

        5 replies 4 retweets 37 likes
      3. Eastwood‏ @Eagle_Vision 19 Nov 2016

        @RBNet12 Toronto: The Dumbest City on Earth

        7 replies 2 retweets 38 likes
      4. Real Brother Radio™‏ @RBNRadio2 19 Nov 2016

        @Eagle_Vision WRONG. The dumbest city is the place where those Trump supporters that fell for that Starbucks thing are from.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Eastwood‏ @Eagle_Vision 19 Nov 2016

        @RBNet12 so you endorse slander and identity theft by this guy from Toronto?

        2 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
      6. Real Brother Radio™‏ @RBNRadio2 19 Nov 2016

        @Eagle_Vision That’s not identity theft. That Milo guy creeps me out.

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      7. Eastwood‏ @Eagle_Vision 19 Nov 2016

        @RBNet12 Milo is gay. You are freaked out by gay people?

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      8. Real Brother Radio™‏ @RBNRadio2 19 Nov 2016

        @Eagle_Vision Not at all. I’m freaked out by Milo.

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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