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I was Emma Stone before Emma Stone was a thing. Co-author of Stats Canada: Satire On A National Scale

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    Sam Montgomery‏ @sammontgomery 18 Nov 2016

    I work at the Starbucks in Lexington, Kentucky and if anybody asks me to write Trump on their cup I will spit in it #TrumpCup

    • Retweets 1,385
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    • Ðennis Jenkins Matthew Goodwin Victoria Brais jay 🌙 Misothery-Commulist sarah 🏳️‍🌈 Lukas@louisianime KENYA!🌟🌟🌟
    1:13 PM - 18 Nov 2016
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      1. Mary T Wilson‏ @wilsonmaryt 21 Nov 2016

        @sammontgomery thats called a spoiled BRAT

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      2. Sam Montgomery‏ @sammontgomery 21 Nov 2016

        @wilsonmaryt get back to the barn you live in, Mary

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Mary T Wilson‏ @wilsonmaryt Feb 16

        @sammontgomery lol.. open the door!!

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      1. WKiraW‏ @WKiraW 18 Nov 2016

        @sammontgomery that's called a health department violation

        17 replies 74 retweets 490 likes
      2. Sam Montgomery‏ @sammontgomery 18 Nov 2016

        @WKiraW not at my location. it's called free speech. maybe you've heard of it.

        168 replies 33 retweets 106 likes
      1. Charlie Van Riper‏ @charlievanriper 21 Nov 2016

        @sammontgomery how's that unemployment going for you

        2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      2. Sam Montgomery‏ @sammontgomery 21 Nov 2016

        @charlievanriper your wife pays me now

        1 reply 0 retweets 17 likes
      3. CNNisFAKEnews‏ @chrisjolie1 21 Nov 2016

        @sammontgomery @charlievanriper does she pay to laugh at you while you do the truffle shuffle?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Charlie Van Riper‏ @charlievanriper 28 Dec 2016

        @chrisjolie1 That one is Nuts Chris, guess ridicule is better then being ignored lol. blocked her I'm to old to do anything but laugh

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    1. Scott M‏ @scottm9768 30 Dec 2016

      @sammontgomery @Starbucks Are you going to let this guy continue to work for you after he threatens a health risk?

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    2. The Anti Trump!‏ @The_Anti_Fox 5 Dec 2016

      @sammontgomery just say drumpf...like youre sneezing ☺

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    3. Brian Morris‏ @BrianMorris7674 29 Nov 2016

      @sammontgomery @Heretic_Void Here's hoping she gets fired...or worse.

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    4. max hutchinson‏ @doublelolly2 25 Nov 2016

      @sammontgomery nobody wants to catch hepititas from you

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    5. Trumplican H. Fisher‏ @popsfisherhl 24 Nov 2016

      @sammontgomery If you get caught spitting in someone's cup, you will get a nasty surprise when you get dragged into court.

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    6. Maria A‏ @miszmaria90 23 Nov 2016

      @sammontgomery so silly to be fired over that smh 🙄

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    7. tommy james‏ @serenitysolarc1 23 Nov 2016

      @sammontgomery Thank GOD anyone that supports #Trump would never buy their coffee at #StarBuckspic.twitter.com/7Zb1zbAoNi

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    8. Im gonna regret this‏ @izzyrose33 23 Nov 2016

      @sammontgomery We need to teach civics in school. It's a democracy. If immigrants are required to understand it why aren't we? MAHA (H=hate)

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