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Comedian. Writer. I work at @FullFrontalSamB unless you’re mad at me.

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    Samantha Ruddy  🍊‏Verified account @samlymatters 24 Jun 2020

    We’ve all agreed to be a little bit fucked up forever when this is all over, right?

    5:20 PM - 24 Jun 2020
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    • mike Eddie from NYC 𝓐𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 Laura Drummond porcelain queen savannah mole 💖 d$ Drew
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      2. Casey Malone‏ @CaseyMalone 24 Jun 2020
        Replying to @samlymatters

        Back in March my friend said "We're all going to be like those monkeys raised by that wire doll" and I have thought about it every day for four months.

        9 replies 44 retweets 615 likes
      3. Brian Hagen‏ @brianhagen111 24 Jun 2020
        Replying to @CaseyMalone @samlymatters

        Dead-on analogy. *shudders*

        1 reply 0 retweets 41 likes
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      1. RAS‏ @rasholden 24 Jun 2020
        Replying to @samlymatters

        Not a little.

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      1. Darren Busing‏ @darrenbusing 24 Jun 2020
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        Why stop now?

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      1. John Bear‏Verified account @johnbearwithme 24 Jun 2020
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        Can we start now?

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      2. Brainsinajar, 1/2 vaxxed‏ @brainsinajar227 24 Jun 2020
        Replying to @samlymatters

        Oh, hell yeah...wait...are we waiting until AFTER?

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      3.  😷 💉ask me about my cat 🏳️‍🌈 🍰‏ @brainyisnewsexy 24 Jun 2020
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        Wow I peaked too early

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      2. Chris London‏ @ChrisLondonFilm 24 Jun 2020
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        Honestly I'm just excited to finally blend in

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      3. (((𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐜𝐚 𝐡𝐢𝐚))) 🍎‏ @rebeccamhia 24 Jun 2020
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      1. caroline  🌱‏ @revolutionariii 24 Jun 2020
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        How could we not be?

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