Samantha Ruddy  Ovjeren akaunt

@samlymatters

Warmup comic/digital producer at . Standup on . Opinions those of Disneyland Jail. I was in an article about the phrase "top me”

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2009.
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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    26. sij 2019.

    Here’s my standup set from last night! This was such a cool opportunity and I was very excited they let me tell my opening joke on network TV. Kept waiting for it to get cut! Thanks to everybody who’s watched and sent kind words.

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  2. prije 6 sati

    Mayor Pete seems like he would tap you on the shoulder and ask you to dump it out if he saw you pouring soda into a free water cup at mcdonalds

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  3. prije 6 sati

    Whichever candidates wind up losing the caucus should have to stay in Iowa until the election is over

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  4. prije 8 sati

    Guys I’m too nervous— I can’t watch. Do you mind tweeting your opinions for the next couple hours so when I check my phone I can figure out what happened? Thanks

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  5. prije 8 sati

    Holy shit maybe Iowa is onto something

    At least the Iowa caucus is so absurdly confusing that there's no way Russia can hack it.
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  6. prije 8 sati

    A bunch of Bloomberg bros just knocked my big gulp out of my hands and told me to drink water 😡

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    prije 11 sati

    me steyer at prom caucusers 🤝 standing alone in a high school gym

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  8. prije 12 sati

    I was on a Q train pulling into dekalb as the R I needed pulled out and I locked eye contact with the conductor of the R, put both hands against the window & mouthed “noooo” and he giggled and mouthed “soooorrry” and it was the best customer service I’ve ever gotten from the MTA.

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  9. prije 15 sati

    First Italian president

    Joe Biden kisses granddaughter on lips during Iowa rally
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    prije 15 sati

    Ken Starr quoted MLK to defend a white supremacist which is like quoting Garfield to defend Mondays.

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  11. prije 16 sati

    Congrats to my favorite steeler of all time sorry this is sincere

    Troy Polamalu is a first-ballot Hall of Famer 💥 Former Steelers safety and NFL legend gets his gold jacket.
    1 reply 1 proslijeđeni tweet 16 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  12. prije 16 sati

    All of Trump's lawyers are such clowns they should have to have their credentials delivered on C-Span the same way MTV used to describe guys on NEXT

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  13. prije 17 sati

    Every day that the new Animal Crossing game exists but is not released is an affront against gay people

    1 reply 1 proslijeđeni tweet 30 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  14. prije 17 sati

    Huge announcement: I have officially been doing standup comedy for 7 years and would love to do YOUR (yes your!) show. I promise I won't read from notes or phone it in. Every bar show is a precious miracle to me and I will treat them as such.

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  15. prije 18 sati

    My super is a side character from Seinfeld

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  16. prije 18 sati

    When you try to catch up on your group chat after ignoring it for a day.

    Where’s the Whistleblower? Where’s the second Whistleblower? Where’s the Informer? Why did Corrupt politician Schiff MAKE UP my conversation with the Ukrainian President??? Why didn’t the House do its job? And sooo much more!
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  17. 3. velj

    I cannot stress how positive I was that 911 lonestar was a Reno 911 situation until like a week ago

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  18. 3. velj

    Jeb Bush, welcome to the resistance

    Best Super Bowl half time show ever.
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    Warning! 💦💦💦 This week hosts a dangerously good lineup you cannot miss! +more? 🍻❤️💦 9pm / FREE 😮 / RSVP

    , , i još njih 5
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  20. 2. velj

    Rooting for Patrick Mahomes because I like his cute lil face

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  21. 1. velj

    The babies my friend is nannying keep yelling “hot!” when she feeds them sort-of-melted ice cream and I can’t stop thinking of the gazpacho soup sketch from I think you should leave

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