If this nigga aint in jail by sunset and Bobby Schmurder aint free by sunrise ...
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I remember hearing I got The Half Hour I was sooo thankful and nerve wracked at the same damn time... any ways this is one of my favorite jokes it was the first joke I wrote that felt like a real bit any who watch it or don’t I just wanted to share my feelings
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.@SamJayComic did some research to understand white guys. on.cc.com/33OOyiX
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THE OFFICILA TRALIER IS HERE !! I’m happy y’all can’t wait to share this silly ass hour wit y’all !! Trueeeee
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Life's a trip and @samjaycomic is NOT carrying the bags.
Sam Jay: 3 In The Morning premieres August 4th.
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Im trying to get dress like i’m in a cult rich
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Imagine your whole identity being clubbing so much so that you have to club in a pandemic ...
Real shit y’all God is good and real! announcement drop on my momma birthday and everything ... rest well Old girl ... imma keep making you proud and probably making you shake your head too ! Love you
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Sam Jay is getting a weekly late-night show on HBO deadline.com/2020/09/hbo-or
So today is my birthday and i really have the best girlfriend she bought me a full Darth Vader costume and dressed like Leia outfit i feel like a big ass kid and im happy
Kanye : “ where was y’all when i couldn’t see my kids?”
Me : At home nigga we don’t know you in real life …
Yoooooo
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y'all remember when akon brought sum nigga onstage just to throw him off 
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Just burn a cross man
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Awwww shit bout to bring fat niggas BACK!!! A la Heavy D ... real shit sooo proud of every damn body!!
Soooooo they will fire a black cop for saying Nigga but wont fire a white cop for killing niggas ?
Pablo is a classic ...I will never give up on Kanye im like a mama wit a crack head son
Give Ja his gun back …
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Hey y’all this my first Cover !!! But also I appreciate the interview it was dope to talk to the gays one time !! Love is love
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Check out the latest Metro Weekly, featuring a cover interview with @samjaycomic - mailchi.mp/metroweekly/th
That was fucked up Kevin
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Hey guys, wanna feel old?
I'm 40.
You're welcome.
Aye twitter everybody shut the fuck up! My special is dropping August 4th !!!! let me do a whole hour of jokes for that ASS !! Y’all don’t really need to shut the fuck up but watch that shit on the 4th !!!
Ok so i am so proud of every writer who helped pen this hoe. Every producer , every grip, every catering person , every cast member or guest every damn body! This is just sooooo damn NUTS. I really cant believe it you wild for fucking wit a nigga and i thank you
How my braids look ?
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When they bust that white board out that’s ya ass
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Yall need to leave me alone
Sooo the FBI can’t find this nigga?? I’m sure he’s still rocking the hat at the very least.
Finally something my Grandma can be proud of now all a nigga gotta do is get on The Young And The Restless really fuck her up
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With a deal to host her own series on HBO, Dorchester comedian @samjaycomic is in the midst of her moment buff.ly/33G7uzu
On his album he said “ how do you get shot in the foot and it don’t hit no tendons?” And that’s when I knew he did that shit ...
Aye y’all good fucking morning !!! 3 In The Morning is streaming now on
Anyways I got a special dropping August 4th on I really can’t believe this Shit is happening ! Sooo ... here’s an old clip of me talking about white women ... happy Thursday Y’all !!!
5 black women in comedy I fucks wit and what not !!! S/o to all the black women that hit them stages before me tho for real ...
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.@samjaycomic's list of top 5 female comedians is as iconic as she is. 
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Aye ya’ll i’m in this mofo. Still can’t believe it! Stream this shit ! Trueeeee
It kills me when white ppl start talking this we need all the facts shit. The facts are y’all are racist and we are tired... that’s all of them right there. PEROIT
This the first special I ever did a Half hour for Comedy Central ... i can’t watch it cause all I do is hate watch for the dumb ass faces I was making ... Any who Netflix hour on the waaaaaay !!!
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Before she dated women, @SamJayComic dated a guy who was a little too sensitive for her. on.cc.com/3hTHXJb
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Aw damn this little mother fucker cute and she grew up to have a Netflix special ... wow 3 in the Morning drops August 4th hoooooeeeeesssss!!! Awww damn #TBT
Me gathering my family to explain to them that Im in an Eddie Murphy movie and shit done changed
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Surreal …. You People is coming to January 27th !!! Its my first movie and I couldn’t be happier about who I got to experience that shit wit! STREAM THAT JOINT! Trueeeeeee
Honestly fuck that girl. cause if I fly you out to shit on me and you get all the way to my crib and can’t shit then why the fuck you bringing it up ? You didn’t even complete the task ...
So much of gayness is defined by whiteness and elitism ... and when you ready to talk about that I’m here
Y’all- Sam Jay is a misogynist I feel so bad for her girl. My Girl- why don’t you let that ass hang out the bottom of them shorts while you go get my drink ...
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Soooooo the whites just can’t get along with anybody?? It looks like they should probably find somewhere else to go then.
So ppl keep telling me my wiki has no info ... I mean what more does one need to know ? Any ways 3 in the Morning is out NOW ! Stream that shit on if you already have then do it again from the homies house ! Trueeeee
Stud in the chains is the ring leader. She deserves the most jail time.I say 15 to 45.The Versace shirt stud is clearly the co-conspirator lock her up too. Dark skin stud wit the Ace Hood dreds 25- Life for participating in light skin shenanigans. Take them all mother Russia
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Who even has the FCC phone number lol the whites are wild man.
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The FCC received complaints during @iamCardiB and Megan @TheeStallion's #Grammy performance. bit.ly/3eSJpfz
My lady built for this … i just be standing next to her looking dumb
Kyrie just paid the Salary for a whole WNBA franchise ... that’s what’s up
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Kyrie is giving $1.5M to supplement income of WNBA players missing their season
The initiative will cover players whether they’re sitting because of coronavirus concerns or social justice reasons
This is one of mu favorite runs from 3 In The Morning... as trash as this years been I really dropped a special and I’m thankful.
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Now YOU KNOW you're supposed to lock the 
every time you leave the house LMAO 
this is absolute GOLD @samjaycomic!!
BTW "Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning" is now streaming on @netflix - go watch!!!!!
every time you leave the house LMAO this is absolute GOLD @samjaycomic!!
BTW "Sam Jay: 3 in the Morning" is now streaming on @netflix - go watch!!!!!
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Yo tomorrow is streaming clips from the best specials of 2020 and i’m on that hoe so tune the fuck in or then watch 3 In The Morning !
I hear all these Gay ppl mad at Bill about Gay Pride month joke but y’all was quiet when that elite white gay was on here saying making Juneteenth a holiday is taking away from pride month and that black ppl already have February. And he wasn’t joking. Fuck y’all man
When POC big up their women there’s always someone Wyt saying what if I said white women were the most beautiful thing in the world ,y’all do, with advertising ,movies, y’all have exalted them globally,had the world thinking a flat ass is better than a fat one. Leave us alone !
Nigga Jedi
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I am really excited to be making this show wit my brothers ! @ItsJakKnight and I been baking this bitch for a minute gonna be good to finally serve it up one time ! God is good yall truueeeeeeee!
I never knew her name I just called her the Hoe Muppet
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@LangstonKerman once told me I look like Janice the muppet...I think thats his way of acknowledging Janice is hot.
Excuse me white woman but you SHOULD mind your damn business twitter.com/nscarlet360/st
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Oh shit y’all
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Tonight, @SethMeyers welcomes Academy Award nominee Jeff Goldblum, @annefrances of #SchittsCreek and #SNL writer @SamJayComic!
I really appreciate everyone who’s been saying dope shit about you people. And about how i handle myself in it. God is good. Grateful
I’m not a lesbian anymore I’m denouncing all that shit leave me out of y’alls nonsense please and thanks
Todays dilemma. I dont want to check a bag. So do i carry on the strap-on. The thought of seeing it on that screen is buggin me out. Or what if they do a bag check and the TSA bastard pulls it all the way out the bag. But im also like be a real nigga and pack the dick fam.
Whose sending they kids to the yeezy cult tho…
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Kanye West shares video of kids from his Donda school singing “Good Morning, Donda” on TikTok twitter.com/smallzstill/st
Ppl be like Sam what should I do tonight? I’m like watch 3 In the morning ... ( ok y’all that was lame but I really wanted to use my own Gif so hey fuck y’all I do what u want )
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This here is a grown man calling a child a fucking idiot on record like a fucking pussy …
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What a fucking idiot twitter.com/SportsCenter/s…
Niggggaaaa 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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People who broke into the Capitol Wednesday are now learning they are on No-Fly lists pending the full investigation. They are not happy about this. twitter.com/ExpertMilkshak
Why is Jeezy acting like he didn’t really try to kill that man ... you can’t try and have a nigga assassinated then invite him over your house to play records ... wild
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@Jeezy says Gucci Mane (@gucci1017) turned down his invitation to do a #Verzuz battle. bit.ly/2IbqBuk
@Jeezy says Gucci Mane (@gucci1017) turned down his invitation to do a #Verzuz battle. bit.ly/2IbqBuk
In 20 min #Pause premiers on ! I am beyond grateful to everyone who helped make this possible. @ItsJakKnight @ryandonahuman Robin Henry yall really wrote a masterpiece in my eyes ! Love yall TUNE IN BITCHES!!!
Hey guys just started Suits … fuck y’all for getting me into this white Tyler Perry shit
It woulda been real ...
Of Mice and Men face ass …
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We outside till we aint … ya bish and yeah thats my sports bra a nigga was going through some things
Watching video after video of Proud Boys being gassed by the police ... you know what 2021 you better show up like the bad bitch you are ...
Linda Ellerbee was really my bitch .. I used to watch Nick News like I had a 9-5 to get to and bills to pay coffee mug full of apple juice ready for the facts
Dawg now they talking to ppl Megan worked with at Deal or No deal ??? If shit goes left for me and y’all start talking to niggas from Starbucks!! I will burn it all down
This question is for the whites … why do y’all act like you wanna fight then be so ill prepared when the fight happens ??? twitter.com/UsingCigarette
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