Sam Hooker

@SamHooker

Darkly humorous fantasy author. Expert swear word user. An entirely serious person, regardless of what you've heard.

Mission Viejo, CA
shooker.co
Joined February 2009
Born September 01
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  1. Mar 21

    Hide and seek was awesome before they added “and seek.”

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  2. Mar 18

    *grasping for a name I learned 5 seconds ago* "Roy, maybe?" *randomly recalling a song I haven't heard in 10 years* ... NOTES THAT RISE AND FALL IN MEASURED PATTERNS ARE THE FOUNDATION OF ALL THE WORLDS, EVER CALCULATING IN SOUND THE STRUCTURE OF SPACE AND TIME

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    Mar 3

    There is no form of protest against racism that is acceptable to racists.

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  4. Feb 27

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  5. Feb 21

    Movie studio tours are BS. They take away your riding crop if you use it ONE TIME.

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  6. Feb 21

    My new favorite mask. Thanks, ! @ San Diego Zoo Safari Park

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  7. Feb 20

    I’m a post-hipster. I start doing things way after they aren’t cool anymore.

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  8. Feb 9

    One humbucker and pots installed. My soldering game is pretty weak, so I’m pretty sure I’ve left myself some troubleshooting opportunities. @ Ladera Ranch, California

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  9. Feb 8

    Next step in my upgrade: shielding the pickup cavities. Gotta guard them holes. @ Ladera Ranch, California

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  10. Feb 7

    If I loved what I did I’d be like “sweet, more Amazon boxes to break down”

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    Feb 5

    writing fiction is amazing. i'm just out here lying

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  12. Jan 31

    People really got credit for not very much in the . SHE’S GOT LEGS SHE KNOWS HOW TO USE THEM That was a whole song.

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  13. Jan 30

    Taking a break from writing to play guitar and drop hashtags.

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    Jan 26

    What a hell of a publication day for Dead of Winter! Congrats to all of the amazing writers that helped put this together!

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    Jan 24

    Thrilled to see our newest seasonal horror anthology already racking up those flags! Preorder now and have the ebook waiting for release, or grab in paperback from your favorite retailer/bookstore -

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  16. Jan 9

    Mustache: it’s bangs for your mouth.

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    Jan 6

    here’s my 3 year old’s response to speech. I really needed this laugh today🤣

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  18. Jan 3

    We find the occasional errant Halloween decoration. @ Ladera Ranch, California

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    20 Dec 2020

    Who doesn’t like a room full of guitars? We do. Start over on lighting. 8/10

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    16 Dec 2020

    Today On My Book Blog NOW BEFORE THE DARK (Terribly Serious Darkness, #3) by ! Grab your copy now!

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