Sam Anderson

@samelaanderson

she/her | chill cool normal girl | feminist | director of sass | ceo of keepin it real | solutions consultant at

Vancouver
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Joined July 2008
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Feb 18

    When you're confident but not cocky

    3 retweets 25 likes
  2. 3 hours ago

    Steph lost her phone in the booth and when I was digging it out I found free Ray-Bans. 💯

    2 likes
  3. 3 hours ago

    Guy at the bar is so drunk he KISSED HIS OWN HAND when he was shaking mine ahahahahaha

    2 replies 5 likes
  4. 4 hours ago

    SLUGGERS SEATTLE JUST PLAYED THE CANADIAN ANTHEM AND EVERYONE SANG SO LOUD AND I WANT TO CRY IT WAS SO PERFECT

    1 like
  5. 5 hours ago

    I biffed it on some pavement last night and fucked up my high-fiving hand real bad.

    1 like
  6. 5 hours ago

    We cute as hell.

    1 reply 4 likes
  7. 7 hours ago

    WHO STEALS ON A WALK THAT IS SO FUCKING BALLSY

    1 reply 6 likes
  8. 7 hours ago

    For it's root root root for the BLUUUUUUE JAAAAAAAAAYS

    1 reply 1 like
  9. 8 hours ago

    I wish I had the confidence of the dumpy white guy who is shirtless at this baseball game.

    1 reply 3 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Jun 9
    Replying to

    1. Starting off with my favourite Beyoncé video of all time. When she took her own name as a compliment

    28 replies 10,979 retweets 21,794 likes
  11. Jun 10

    My Lyft driver just told me that he'd drive me home if I gave him head and when I said absolutely not he kicked me out of the car.

    9 replies 3 likes
  12. Jun 9
    Replying to

    You can say 'near Vancouver' to everyone in BC/WA. Otherwise you're just weirdly entitled to a city you don't pay to live in.

    6 likes
  13. Jun 9

    Some guy just got super bent out of shape because I told him living in Langley precludes him from saying he lives in Vancouver.

    7 replies 14 likes
  14. Jun 9
    Replying to

    "Artichokes are my favourite food." Ok cool, guy with no friends.

    1 reply 3 likes
  15. Jun 9

    Artichokes are the worst vegetable to have a festival about.

    1 reply 1 like
  16. Jun 9

    Hot guys with gross mustaches: what the fuck

    4 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
  17. Jun 9

    It me

    How to date a woman with ADHD:
  18. Jun 9

    Sarah Sensible Breakfast Butterworth

  19. Jun 9

    You know it's the Jays/Mariners series when the Amtrak bistro car announces it's run out of Budweiser at 7:36am.

    11 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Jun 9

    boomer: millennials n their selfies lol millennial: climate change is real and ppl who don't have money shouldn't be left to die boomer: ???

    4 retweets 8 likes
  21. Retweeted
    Jun 8

    are you fucking kidding me

    951 replies 47,031 retweets 139,191 likes

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