I’m oddly flattered some of you dm me asking if this was real but alas, it is not. I wrote this and apparently I did good—I thought the eyebrow thing gave it away but the internet is weird enough already so it can be hard to tell. Sorry if I confused anyone
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Where did you get this
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He made it
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Damn, this is too good
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crying @ how left eyebrow has officially left the planet
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His eyebrow: "aight, imma head out"
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this will prob happen
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He can use my template if he wants. Technically I used the word “sorry” a few times so it’s a passable apology once you take out that sbarro slaps (which is does)
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