i've recently become obsessed with all the insane corporate ways we say normal things to each other. "I’m a little confused" is by far my favorite - it's absolute rage masked as a professional pleasantry. what are some of your best/most insufferable work gibberish phrases?
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I have nightmares about any communication that opens by addressing us as “Team.” It never bodes well.
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I hate “team” so much that I’m probably just going to skip it and pretend I didn’t see the e mail if it opens with the word “team”
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I do this constantly. Never again.
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Back in the dotcom days, it was "let's level set," but both are so cringeworthy.
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Late nights in the office after this email.
#SeeTheLight
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I love this one. It screams "I don't want to hear any other opinions about this thing, regardless of how bad you think it is."
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This is what your boss saying that looks like in my head...pic.twitter.com/lQlJXNMMWt
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