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@samanthajoleal

senior ed by day, asleep by night | Formerly | alum | I write about beauty/booze/travel/fashion/famous peeps

NYC via South Bend, IN
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  1. Retweeted
    Jul 13

    The 80s - when powerful women gave up and moved to the sewers to find mutants who weren't threatened by their careers.

    27 replies 1,672 retweets 4,346 likes
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    Jul 12

    We support young leaders who strive to protect our Earth. Learn more about our fellowship at with :

    5 retweets 5 likes
  3. Jul 12

    *Annnd iiiiiiii will always loveeee youuuuuu*

    1 like
  4. Jul 12

    It me

    For her Bermuda vacation, had her heart set on the Valentine Bikini. Shop This Style:
    1 reply 6 likes
  5. Jul 11

    I need this dress tho cc

  6. Jul 5

    At a Brooklyn cafe where 4 huge pancakes cost the same as a cinnamon latte and I'm pretty sure this is real-time gentrification.

  7. Jun 29

    When talks about avoiding gluten and I'm over here like

    1 reply 4 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Jun 29

    travel ban: NO GRANDPARENTS which conveniently is also the goal of the healthcare bill

    38 replies 858 retweets 1,672 likes
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    Jun 28

    I stand with the brave journalists in Mexico. I have written this piece in to salute your courage:

    7 replies 157 retweets 253 likes
  10. Jun 28

    I can't stop laughing

    4 replies 15 retweets 41 likes
  11. Jun 27

    WHO IS HE/BUT ALSO DON'T CARE

    2 likes
  12. Jun 27

    TBH, if you self-identify as a Gryffindor you're probably the worst.

    2 replies 4 likes
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    Jun 24

    Just heard a guy tell his wife she could get all 3 bottles of wine because she couldn't decide and honestly that's the support I want.

    129 replies 18,670 retweets 46,244 likes
  14. Jun 26

    The kind of mom I only hope to be, honestly

    My mom dropped me off today for College freshman orientation and she sends me this...
    3 retweets 12 likes
  15. Retweeted
    Feb 18

    as a job-stealing immigrant, I now have 36 jobs and counting. I keep them in my basement like some kind of job dragon. what you gonna do

    284 replies 35,498 retweets 86,869 likes
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    Jun 15

    I guess you don't draw vaginas on passed out people's faces because it would just be badass to wake up with a tattoo of your origin story

    18 replies 354 retweets 2,360 likes
  17. Jun 15

    Goodbye to my cold, cynical heart:

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  18. Retweeted
    Jun 14

    Yes. I didn't know men could see my butthole during sex. It was a naive thought and I'll never be the same.

    323 replies 1,534 retweets 16,545 likes
  19. Jun 14

    Man you really can't escape Fake News huh?

    3 likes
  20. Retweeted
    Jun 13

    Get a man who looks at you the way Jeff Sessions looks at Kamala Harris (ie with true fear)

    33 replies 471 retweets 1,570 likes

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