*:・゚✧ Samantha ✧・゚:*

@samantha_gold

engineering a software near you (at ). Happiest with books, code, sparkles, clay.

Joined March 2009

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    19 Oct 2015

    Intro to debugging in any language: console.log('poop'); printf("poop"); cout << "poop" << endl; print 'poop' ...

  2. 19 hours ago

    Yeah, you could say I'm a coastal 31337

  3. Jun 6

    If you're going look for the witchiest girl in the west and say hi! (It's probably me but TBH no guarantees with this crowd) 👌👌

  4. Jun 5

    Tinder is where all the CEOs/entrepreneurs/founders go before they become fathers, husbands.

  5. Jun 3

    Whenever I'm sad, I remember that Chuck E. Cheese's full name is Charles Entertainment Cheese.

  6. May 26

    I scroll therefore I'm sad.

  7. May 23

    Not sure what to have for dinner, but I'm currently leaning towards "Being paralyzed by having to make a decision"

  8. May 19
  9. May 19

    My twee AF biopic: Intelligentle: A c plush plush life

  10. May 17

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

  11. May 14

    Do you even lint, brah?

  12. May 8

    My body is a temple. It's full of traps and an ancient, unspeakable curse.

  13. May 12

    Our beloved shredding the gnar one last time.

  14. May 10

    everyone getting engaged needs to grow up and have geographically inconvenient crushes on people they met from twitter like the rest of us

  15. May 9

    Me, an intellectual, judging people for making the same mistake I recently learned to stop making.

  16. May 7

    💖As usual, I left so excited about programming. Thank you all for reminding me of the nice things about our community. 💖

  17. May 6

    Excel is like the Neopets of the financial industry.

  18. May 3

    Eugh my shitposting fingers are itching tonight.

  19. May 3

    Colin is a brilliant engineer and friend who truly levels up the people around them. Hire them!

  20. May 2

    Who called it starting a project instead of switching tabs and replying to every email until you literally have no other option?

  21. May 2

    Do you introduce yourself to coworkers/internet friends you meet irl by your nick?? Asking for a friend--me.

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