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  1. Pinned Tweet
    21 May 2019

    Theresa May as bottles of Tresemmé. A thread:

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  2. 15 hours ago

    I worked for Topshop when I was a student and Edith Bowman was being ‘that woman’ and still trying to shop after closing time. I refused to open a till especially for her and told her to join the queue. She tutted loudly, rolled her eyes, and stomped off.

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  3. 19 hours ago

    Before the networks get busy and the phone lines jam, I just wanted to say happy superb owl Sunday.

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  4. Retweeted
    Feb 1

    first they came for the bros fans and I said nothing, nothing at all

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  5. Retweeted
    Feb 1

    A lot of tweets about miss that 02 February 2020 is a palindrome in USA, UK and ISO formats; it is a palindrome day of the year (33) and there are a palindrome of days left in the year (333). This will never happen again. More details here:

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  6. Feb 1

    Imagine if instead of Butlins, it was ‘Butt Ins’ where you paid extortionate rates to be interrupted for a whole week.

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  7. Feb 1

    Here’s a collage I made of seals. Thank you for your time.

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  8. Feb 1

    And here I am again

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  9. Jan 31
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  10. Jan 31

    56 minutes until my bendy banana straightens itself the hell out.

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  11. Retweeted
    15 Jan 2019

    Oh, Britain and exit. I get it.

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  12. Retweeted
    Jan 31

    That popular classic... Hold me where...

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  13. Jan 31

    Stand out line: ‘the Big Ben bong; went a bit wrong’

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  14. Jan 31

    Fleur East is rapping about Brexit on the One Show

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  15. Retweeted
    Jan 31

    You're a fucking liar Carol.

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  16. Retweeted
    Jan 30

    Important TV anniversary: it's 25 years today since Trevor Jordache's body was found buried under the patio in

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  17. Jan 30

    Playing on a loop in my head since yesterday: ‘New Shower Feet by JML’

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  18. Jan 28

    John Leslie, of all people, coming to Judy’s rescue

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  19. Retweeted
    Jan 27

    Something very important just occurred to me about centaurs.

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  20. Retweeted

    Kenneth Williams on Nicholas Parsons, in a letter to a fan. (I highly recommend imagining this in Williams' voice.)

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  21. Retweeted

    RIP Nicholas Parsons.

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