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In the immortal words of Popeye the Sailor Man: I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam.

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Joined September 2011
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  1. Aug 12

    You should have stayed. We might have hugged too.

    Once arrived at a party to see hugging . That awesomeness was the party. So I went home.
    45 retweets 235 likes
  2. Aug 12

    Thank you. I will do my best to abide.

    You are truly a dude . Love and peace
    59 retweets 260 likes
  3. Aug 12

    I probably wasn't. Happily, it will never happen to you again.

    Mr Rushdie, I was once mistaken for being one of your bodyguards, while I had no idea that you were anywhere close!
    1 retweet 40 likes
  4. Aug 12

    Better before PEDs. Let's not deny the talent. It makes the fall from grace even worse.

    maybe not aware of what Arod's career has been. "Better" with PEDs....
    3 retweets 27 likes
  5. Aug 12

    Yeah. No question.

    It's true. Despite him being a much, much, much better player than Jeter.
    1 retweet 10 likes
  6. Aug 12

    I watched Jeter's last game, Mariano's last game. A-Rod's exit, sadly, feels different.

    15 retweets 64 likes
  7. Aug 12

    Quite right. Just enjoyable to tell one of them to fuck off every so often. But better not, I agree.

    Don't feed the trolls, Mr. Rushdie.
    30 retweets 205 likes
  8. Aug 12

    You know nothing. I am and I do have the right. So fuck off.

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    74 retweets 340 likes
  9. Aug 12

    "Ableist?" Oh, sorry. Trump is not insane (unfair to insane people). He's just "differently abled."

    <sigh> another fave using ableist language. Will the mental illness stigma never end?
    45 retweets 136 likes
  10. Aug 12

    No, I'm backing the non-insane candidate. And Flann O'Brien would be ashamed you're using his name.

    Rushdie is backing Saudi Arabia's candidate in POTUS race - now that is some Turnaround
    30 retweets 189 likes
  11. Aug 12

    "When I use a word, it means exactly what I want it to mean - neither more nor less." - Humpty Dumpty Trumpty.

    I don’t think Trump knows what the word sarcasm really means.
    144 retweets 273 likes
  12. Aug 12

    Trump's sarcastic delivery is so subtle that nobody notices he's doing it until he tells us. (Or, he's lying.)

    Sarcasm? Yeah right.
    81 retweets 226 likes
  13. Aug 12

    23 years ago good grief Mr Hewson.

    Salman Rushdie Joins U2 On Stage At Wembley 1993 Watch:
    95 retweets 268 likes
  14. Aug 11

    Glad you're having fun.

    Reading Two Years Eight Months and Twenty Eight Nights It's Zabardast! You, Sir, are a Sorcerer..that mind is magic!
    5 retweets 62 likes
  15. Aug 10

    I'll think about it.

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    9 retweets 11 likes
  16. Aug 10

    . is great but you'd never catch Dunia in such short shorts.

    Harley Quinn reminds me of Dunia
    16 retweets 47 likes
  17. Aug 10

    Very cool.

    reading Haroun to my 5yo girls tonight-talking about storytelling and politicos and power of words.
    14 retweets 103 likes
  18. Aug 9

    When the only argument you have left is deranged paranoia.

    1:31
    Rudy Giuliani says criticism of Trump’s Second Amendment comments "proves…press is in the tank for Hillary Clinton."
    195 retweets 330 likes
  19. Aug 9

    Looking forward.

    What joy looks like. Counting the days til I see (PLEASE sign my copy of The Ground Beneath Her Feet)
    3 retweets 23 likes
  20. Aug 9

    What Presidential grace once looked like: George H.W. Bush to Bill Clinton.

    Reminder of what "Presidential" look like. George H. Bush letter to Bill Clinton on inauguration in 1993:
    1,010 retweets 1,922 likes

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