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There’s no way my grandpas’s real name is grandpa
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Sometimes your own friend will take the worst photo of you that you’ve ever seen
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My grandpa sends me texts where he is basically writing a pop song with a visual storyboard attached
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leaving a review in the comment section of a Beef Recipe
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sorry but I went to Alinea
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Heyyy can I get your phone number? I’d like to text you every thought I’ve ever had
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I was nominated for ‘best standup comedian’ and ‘prettiest eyes’ in the Chicago Reader Best Of 2022.
It would mean to world to me and my mother if you voted. #boc2022 ➡️ bit.ly/3kHKfkc
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Lin Brehmer, Our Best Friend in the Whole World, 1954-2023. audacy.com/wxrt/Lin-Brehm
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I love when my bill is ready to view ❤️
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However you feel about this, a loving reminder that Shrink is streaming on : ) twitter.com/AppleTVPlus/st
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if I could have dinner with anyone dead or alive, it would be the baby on tiktok who smells candles and says yes or no
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HUMAN EXPERIMENT CHALLENGE: I NOMINATE please follow the instructions on this video and post a video reply when you have a minute. I am grateful for your contribution!
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Stopping people on the street to tell them I have a blister - hoping they learn from my mistakes ❤️
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You’re not from Chicago until you get blackout drunk while wearing a backpack
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Avatar 2: National lampoons family vacation
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My dad loves having us home for the holidays <3
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It’s always dry January when you have eczema
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I cannot get a Stanley cup. I made a strong decision last year and I have to commit to that
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Getting to know the Amazon echo i got for Christmas. I didn’t ask for it and I’m scared of it
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I’m not officially home until my mom says “ do not mess up the bathroom I JUST cleaned it” ❤️
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ur really gunna act like that when santa claus is literally on his way to town
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