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Some people want money, while others want fame. But deep down we all want Chandrayaan 3 to do a soft landing and see Sivan sir smile again.
Agar inke ghar Laxmi ji nahi aayi toh kisi ke ghar nahi aayegi Diwali pe
Watching such close t20 matches with your parents is a test of your tongue.
This is mental harrasment. If a man did this, he'd either be in jail or have a Netflix crime documentary in his name.
Rohit is incredibly strong. It’s not easy to lift a man who’s carrying the expectations of 1.4 billion people
Covid is going back
Kohli is scoring centuries
And Pakistan is dropping catches
Earth is healing
ISRO Chief Somanath sir made Chandrayaan 3 landing successful. Not surprised because "Somanath" literally means Lord of the Moon
The 5 people who used fleets must be really disappointed
Mumbai ko Pani Puri khilaata tha. Aaj Mumbai ko paani pila diya.
What a boy, what a story!🔥
Vikram Sarabhai watching Chandrayaan 3's landing on moon from heaven
Elon Musk should buy instagram and charge $8 to couples who post "1 month anniversary" pics
Virat Kohli visited Kainchi Dham before his 73rd Century
Vrindavan before 74th Century
Mahakaleshwar before 75th Century
By the time he reaches his 100th century, he will have visited more temples than my parents
One day Dhoni will get BCCI's lifetime achievement award. He will probably ask someone else to take that award.
Remembering this legend. Gave the most accurate decisions. Won the ICC umpire of the year award 5 times consecutively. Retired at the age of just 41, when he thought he wasn't at his best.
Absolute legend Simon Taufel
Bangalore people on social media explaining how the city has the best weather
*Kohli makes a T20 century*
Gambhir - SKY is faster
*Kohli makes an ODI century*
Gambhir - Tendulkar made centuries with more difficult rules
*Kohli breathes*
Gambhir - Baba Ramdev does better Pranayam
Other IPL batsmen get orange cap for their performance. Rahane got blue cap
No grand celebrations, no boat party, just a one-candle and small cake shared with friends who never badmouth you behind your back
MS Dhoni is so old fashioned
He is still playing candy crush
He is still inactive on social media
He is still farming
He is still winning trophies
ISRO did a great job in making everyone interested in science. It's very rare to see the entire nation glued to a screen when there's no cricket match
MS Dhoni hit sixes on 2nd April and 3rd April. Both the times it hurt Gautam Gambhir most
Ek World Cup nahi jitwa sakta tu? Tera naam Jay nahi Parajay rakhna chahiye tha
Shubman Gill bhi acha nahi khela. Par aaj baahar tu hi rahega, kyunki tera naam Rahul hai
Pakistan and Bangladesh are already praying that India wins the rest of the league matches. Zimbabwe has nearly united the Akhand Bharat
Stuart Broad talking about "Spirit of Cricket" is like Taliban talking about "World Peace"
This franchise was ahead of its time. It had Barbie and Oppenheimer both
Yash Chopra increased Switzerland tourism
Zoya Akhtar increased Spain tourism
Virat Kohli is increasing Temple tourism
Abey Shubman Gill, tujhe paudhe nahi lagaane kya? Thode dots khel le
Star Sports brand ambassador watching match on Jio Cinema. Because Yashasvi Jaiswal deserves to be viewed in 4K
Suresh Raina also retired along with Dhoni. This is the greatest friendship since Munna-Circuit
The youngest male member of a desi family is called 'Babu'. The oldest is called 'Babuji'. It takes a lifetime for men to reach the ji spot.
The reason why fans give him so much credit is because he doesn't take any
The man who starred Chhichhore - A movie that beautifully dealt with how to battle suicidal thoughts. We just never know what a person is going through. RIP #SushantSinghRajput
SRK and Salman are doing movies
Virat and Rohit are scoring centuries
Kangana and Trump are back on Twitter
Waiting for Himesh Reshammiya and Emraan Hashmi's music album to heal the earth completely
Third umpire always sounds so horny:
Can I get another angle please?
One more time, nice and slow
Keep going, keep going
Satisfied
Uttar Pradesh is unreal. One crime is recorded on CCTV. The revenge is recorded on Live TV. 🤯
So called third world country, now on the verge of becoming only the fourth country to land spacecraft on the moon. 🇮🇳🤞🚀
#Chandrayaan3 | #ISRO
While other actors are doing massive trailer launches, tens of interviews per day, creating Guinness world records and spending crores for movie promotion, this man gave a 1000 cr blockbuster by just answering fans' questions on Twitter. This app is so underrated.
Winning runs on Diwali
Winning runs on Christmas
Ravichandran Ashwin is a man of festivals
Tom: I saw Stark Industries headquarters when I landed Mumbai
Ambani: Wo toh Antilia hai
When you are the most expensive player in South India and most popular word in North India
MS Dhoni doesn't give a fug who's saying what on social media. He is probably driving his tractor and enjoying a glass of Lassi without counting calories.
2 different hugs. 2 different emotions. 1 ruthlessly beautiful game
Incredible timing by Virat Kohli. Brings his 75th century at Narendra Modi stadium. Fans can now celebrate Century Ka Amrit Mahotsav
*On a Date*
She: Say those magical words
Bengaluru guy:
Their names are not on the team file, but they'll always support from outside with a smile
Hardik Pandya carrying responsibilities today
twitter.com/smileandraja/s
The Covid Negative community in Maharashtra will soon be declared a minority.
18 teams will play cricket in 'Asian' Games
10 teams will play cricket in the 'World' Cup
Dhoni will not announce and retire. He will retire silently like he did from international cricket. He believes in payoffs and not showoffs
Death can wait, I want to see King Kohli score the 71st century. #INDvsAFG
For many of us, Raju Srivastava was the first stand-up comedian we watched. He didn't win The Great Indian Laughter Challenge but people remember the show because of him.
Om Shanti #rajusrivastava
Hospital beds are available for celebrities and politicians with mild symptoms but not available for common people with severe symptoms