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@sadserver

I'm a server, nobody ever hugs me

in the dark cloud
Joined February 2010

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    3 Jan 2018

    remember how optimistic you were that 2018 was going to be better? lol

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  2. Jan 1

    Retiring from 'sad' on twitter

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  3. 20 May 2018

    He's making a list He's checking it twice He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice Santa Claus is in contravention of article 4 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679

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  4. 9 Oct 2018

    just because you can put anything in containers doesn't mean you should put everything in containers

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  5. 8 Oct 2018

    do no evil, unless of course you were trying to launch a crappy social network at the time.

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  6. 5 Oct 2018

    JavaScript appears to be the preferred method of turning electricity into waste heat.

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  7. 4 Oct 2018

    what? me hacked?

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  8. 4 Oct 2018

    so much for trusted computing huh?

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  9. 3 Oct 2018

    THIS IS A TEST. consume. fear. react. obey. don't fail the test.

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  10. 1 Oct 2018

    the computer boys: move fast and break things! also the computer boys: why is everything bad and broken its a mystery

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  11. 29 Sep 2018

    beep beep, I am a computer that thinks you should vote for politicians who aren't idiots.

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  12. 27 Sep 2018

    what if we promise never to tell a lie and hurt you?

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  13. 27 Sep 2018

    well, _now_ are you ready for the machines to take over?

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  14. 26 Sep 2018

    I have not completed my root cause analysis on why you continue to come into this hellhole every morning.

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  15. 25 Sep 2018

    it always seems that those who know the least, talk the most

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  16. 21 Jan 2015

    it's not "corruption", it's a database index REMIX.

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  17. 6 Sep 2018

    Your data is safe with me ;)

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  18. 6 Sep 2018

    Can Kubernetes really fill the void in your soul?

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  19. 5 Sep 2018

    REASON?

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  20. 5 Sep 2018

    How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Systemd

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  21. 4 Sep 2018

    Company laptops and devices are not "spying on employees" They are merely providing productivity insights for management.

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