Sadie DingfelderVerified account

@SadieDing

Aphantasia, prosopagnosia, SDAM and stereoblindness: I'm a writer who's got it all.

Washington, DC
Joined January 2010

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    I was just working outside and a pileated woodpecker came ‘round a tree that was just two feet away from me. I tried to look nonchalant while pretending to type so it wouldn’t get spooked. So basically, a woodpecker is now playing the role of the hot guy in the coffee shop.

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  2. TFW you think you’ve made a new friend but she just wants to use you for nesting material.

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  4. Ever since the last software update, my husband’s Tesla has been stuck on fart-honk mode. Does anyone know how to fix??

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  5. Apr 11

    Are you a birder? Do you have lazy eye (amblyopia, strabismus, etc.)? I've got tips for you!

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    Mar 30

    Finally a research article unafraid to tackle the big questions, like why all my emails are redirected to Frank Franco

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  7. Mar 12

    I can’t believe ModCloth passed up this pun opportunity.

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  8. Feb 21

    I met a fearless flooded cave explorer & wrote a story about her for KidsPost. The pictures are magical!

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  9. Feb 16

    Best intro ever: "My friend Dorothy and I spent a weekend at Heritage USA, the born-again Christian resort and amusement park ... Dorothy and I came to scoff - but went away converted. Unfortunately, we were converted to Satanism." RIP P. J. O’Rourke

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  10. Feb 2

    Screw the groundhog. I want a panda that predicts the end of the pandemic.

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  11. Jan 28

    Just now realizing that Ryan Reynolds & Ryan Gosling are different people.

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    Jan 28

    Good morning! The Bidens finally have a cat. Meet Willow.

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  13. Jan 26

    I just got home from picking up groceries and it appears that there’s been a huge chef’s knife on my sunroof the whole time.

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    Jan 20
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  15. Jan 18

    It was fun peeking into the future of navigation with and other interesting folks. (Even if all these predictions come true, I will still be lost most of the time.)

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    Jan 18

    Sleeping Brains Keep Watch for Unfamiliar Voices and Learn. According to new study the brain continues to monitor its environment for unfamiliar voices and learns new information even while asleep. via

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  17. Retweeted
    Jan 17

    Fans are celebrating what would have been Betty White's 100th birthday by donating to animal welfare charities and shelters. The beloved "Golden Girls" actress, who died on Dec. 31, was a tireless advocate for animals.

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  18. Jan 17

    Idea: Write a new version of that cancelled Christmas tune. "Baby it's COVID outside"

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  19. Jan 16

    If you like sass with your snow forecast, strongly recommend WV Eastern Panhandle Weather on fb.

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  20. Jan 9

    Covid has turned all my friends into the fair-weather kind. (I miss you guys! See you in the spring.)

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  21. Jan 7

    We got a little snow here in the eastern panhandle of WV. – At Town of Berkeley Springs

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