Ryan Ott

@rynobot

Father of one, master of none, husband, brother, eldest son. I craft digital solutions for people, places & things. Follow

Fair Oaks, California
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Joined June 2008
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  1. 21 hours ago

    "That's about as un-fake as you can get."

  2. Jun 2

    Apparently I've traded Food Truck Friday for a pre-pack chicken salad and a GoGirl.

  3. May 30

    I'm not sure who "sunshine" is, but I'm more like the gray cloud that might rain on your parade, throw a little shade or just pass quietly.

  4. May 27

    Nothing like a little suburban police action to kick off the long weekend. in orbit over the hood #95628

  5. Retweeted
    May 26

    A party that celebrates the election of a self-proclaimed sexual assaulter would certainly celebrate the election of a lying & violent thug.

    254 replies 5,285 retweets 12,234 likes
  6. May 25

    This.

    It's exasperating to continue to read news analysts flustered that Trump is doing something "the wrong way." It's what he was tasked to do.
  7. May 25

    Thank you for not questioning why one might purchase a submersible water pump and a giant shower curtain at the same time.

    1 reply
  8. Retweeted
    May 25

    What a ridiculous narcissist. Trump shoves another leader out of the way so he can look like a big shot in front. Repugnant and crass.

    37 replies 189 retweets 325 likes
  9. Retweeted
    May 19

    "A source close to the investigation would not disclose the name of the person of interest but noted it rhymes with Bared Tushner."

    1,186 replies 11,850 retweets 30,039 likes
  10. May 12

    It's fake, but how rad would this be?

    2 likes
  11. May 11

    The circus is on fire.

  12. Retweeted
    May 10

    This seems bad.

    357 replies 9,994 retweets 15,806 likes
  13. Retweeted
    May 10

    When Trump met with Kislyak today, he "broke with precedent at the specific request of Putin." ...subtle.

    “He chose to receive him because Putin asked him to.. Putin did specifically ask on the call when they last talked.”
    160 replies 2,704 retweets 3,037 likes
  14. May 10

    The script for my Netflix Maxi-Series is writing itself but I'm having trouble casting Lavrov's part. Think: smarmy douche. Ideas?

    1 like
  15. May 10

    The whole lot of them are in on the deception and they're not even trying to hide it. Comey was another problem that had to go away.

    0:50
    "Was he fired? You're kidding, you're kidding," Russian FM Lavrov says when asked about ouster of FBI's Comey
  16. May 10

    I'm pretty sure , Tillerson and Lavrov are just going to share fake tanning tips. Dude is bronze.

  17. Retweeted
    May 10

    The only news agency allowed to Russia Lavrov/Trump meeting was a Russian news agency. Americans kept out.

    857 replies 9,098 retweets 8,509 likes
  18. May 9

    Note:

    The Rosenstein memo is dated...today. So there was no real recommendation from DOJ. Trump wanted to do it, and they created a paper trail.
  19. May 9

    If you voted for Trump, you must go to every person you know with a health issue, look them straight in the eye, and say "Fuck You".

  20. May 8

    When you've read too many Dr. Seuss books at bedtime – That you make every thing that you tweet into rhyme.

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