When I go off to college my dog doesn't realize I'm gone and waits outside my door for me to come back
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I'd like to take this opportunity to let eligible bachelorettes know that, yes I am single. I do love my dog(s) and you may play with them
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I spelled it wrong on purpose, without the b giving it a more playful nostalgic tone. So please stop with the death threats, I love my dogs
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Call Alex dumb again….
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My dog is not smart but she can retrieve a ball with effort that would make LMA be ashamed
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