Ryan Nielsen

@ryannielsen

San Francisco, CA
Joined April 2007
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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 5

    Just once I'd love for Tim Cook to walk out like this

    2 replies 13 retweets 39 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Feb 5

    Here's the full original ad:

    11 replies 209 retweets 341 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Feb 5

    okay the shirt stain lead-in is clever but I'm not sure if terry knows this is a setup and not real

    1 reply 37 retweets 178 likes
  4. Retweeted
    Feb 5

    I love George H.W. Bush: Can you come to the inauguration? Bush: no, too sick. Can you do the super bowl coin toss? Bush: I'll be there

    60 replies 1,963 retweets 6,346 likes
  5. Retweeted
    Feb 5

    AHAHAHA MEXICO RUNNING AVOCADO ADS JUST TO LET YOU KNOW WHAT'S UP AMERICA

    12 replies 420 retweets 1,349 likes
  6. Retweeted
    Feb 5

    This game is nothing but punts and commercials subtweeting assholes, I'm happy so far

    6 replies 123 retweets 401 likes
  7. Retweeted
    Feb 5

    "We love America, but also we're not racist. Just - we are sorry it's like this now." - Every Super Bowl Commercial

    69 replies 11,213 retweets 30,360 likes
  8. Retweeted
    Feb 5

    I can't wait till Fox Sports finally has a sentient football-playing robot to do a coin toss and it kills everyone in the stadium.

    32 retweets 91 likes
  9. Retweeted
    Jan 9

    That kid just won a national title after taking a beating. The chain of things that lead up to the present will never fail to awe me.

    8 replies 58 retweets 252 likes
  10. Retweeted
    Jan 9

    Me now that the college football season is over.

    3 replies 122 retweets 228 likes
  11. Retweeted
    Jan 9

    And so did Pitt.

    2 replies 7 retweets 34 likes
  12. Jan 9

    DAMNIT COLLEGE FOOTBALL’S OVER hello darkness.

    1 reply 2 likes
  13. Retweeted
    Jan 9

    Oh man Dabo is about to preach nothing but the most amped stream of beautiful gibberish

    14 replies 189 retweets 526 likes
  14. Jan 9

    now we’ve gotta deal with Dabo and I’ll take Saban over Dabo any day

  15. Jan 9

    (that said: I hate Bama, but I really, REALLY hate Clemson)

  16. Jan 9

    better than 2006? yeah, this may be better than 2006.

  17. Retweeted
    Jan 9

    22521599 seconds of D1 College Football have been played this year. 1 remains.

    1 reply 89 retweets 243 likes
  18. Retweeted
    Jan 9

    I don't understand anything Clemson is doing right now but it's working and will make Nick Saban mad for the rest of his life, keep doing it

    9 replies 398 retweets 1,101 likes
  19. Retweeted
    Dec 31

    summary:

    1 reply 119 retweets 163 likes
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    Dec 31

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