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βSimply put, I own a business. My business makes revenue through legitimate practices of capital introduction uh um uh intro, introduction for business uh in-in the sort of purchase agreements and so on and so forthβ¦β
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and by some unspoken code of honor, they'll never be corrected.
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I've never had a producer that didn't call a .apk an SDK.
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The color pallet of Trolli Sour Gummy Crawlers is kinda like Einstein's theory of relativity. It's proven correct time and time again throughout the ages.
presenting STEREOGRAM, a split-screen platformer in a broken world
out now!
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I can't believe Amazon has a service where they'll tuck you in and give you a little kiss on the cheek if you just allow them access to your home. Overreach!
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Cats before you start opening or breaking down a box with a knife: βHolβ up let me just get myself in the path of that blade right quickβ πΈ
Whatβs with the pronunciation of βbiopicβ shifting from βbio-picβ to βmyopicβ with a b?
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Lets see your streaming service to this: dvd.netflix.com/Collections/os
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Is there any way to browse Netflix's DVD selection? Is it good??
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Wes Cook, 1984
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afroman tiny desk
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I donβt know whatβs got the bros so teary-eyed, Tesla is still up 412%
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Actual render, although just a quarter size:
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Lucasfilm Computer Division's (later Pixar) "1984".
A 3d rendered image done for the paper "Distributed Ray Tracing" by Robert Cook, Thomas Porter, and Loren Carpenter from July 1984.
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Frankie Lymon singing "Little Bitty Pretty One" in 1960 where audience discovered he was black.
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We really need to decide what this word means
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lol @ ganonβs contractors using the same key cut for every dungeon as a cost-cutting measure π·π
This runner exited a train, ran to the next stop, on got back on the same train
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A healthy Waffle House staff could go toe to toe with the Avengers
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yes, please do enlighten me. email me at smalldickenergy@getalife.com
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Hello @GretaThunberg
I have 33 cars.
My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo.
My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s.
This is just the start.
Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.
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Scientists are working round the clock to figure out what day of the week it is currently
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ken kelly cover art for creepy #86, february 1977
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Roots music. Until the next touch up, at least.
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I accidentally used my momβs fabric scissors to cut wrapping paper and now the cops are here
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The perfect stocking stuffer? A severed foot, I guess.
The PowerBook 150s, designed to be used by two students at once in collaborative edu environments, was the last release of the PowerBook 100 line and soon found to be more powerful than expected. Its unique ability to run two separate OS instances made it popular with sysadmins.
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