Ryan Shattuck

@ryanmer

I write, I manage social media, and I love you.

Ann Arbor, MI
Joined June 2007

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  1. i should be banned from snapchat

  2. As someone who's literally cried over their taxes in the past week, I support this 100000%.

  3. I just saw the back of our heads on television! We're basically celebrities now!

  4. "In New York, what's easier to catch: a taxi or a man?" -

  5. A group of women on this booze cruise did the Macarena as we went past the Statue of Liberty; should I report them for terrorism

  6. "New York values".

  7. Happy Birthday Brian! cc.

  8. Ryan Shattuck followed , , and 4 others
    • @thepointsguy

      Living proof that frequent flyer miles and credit card points are not worthless. Follow on snapchat thepointsguy for the daily insanity that is my life ✈️✈️

    • @RobbySlowik

      Twitter is my everything. Nothing in the world is more important. I even legally changed my name to much to the dismay of my and .

  9. It's our intern 's birthday! As such, we let him get himself a muffin when we sent him out to get coffee.

  10. it's 's bd and he's a huge fan. Plz like RT and follow.

  11. guess who is having a bd today?

  12. did you know today is 's bd?

  13. hey guys. Not gonna lie here. and I are still undecided. It's his birthday. You do to the math.

  14. An aide leans over & whispers "Ryan Shattuck's birthday" in Hillary's ear. "Oh shit, I forgot!!!" she yells.

  15. I slept terribly & horribly!! I really like the direction my birthday is headed!! 👍🏼

  16. . was the first one. She won my birthday. The rest of you are literally garbage.

  17. Only 15 minutes left until a total mental & psychological meltdown!!

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