ryanlrussell

@ryanlrussell

Computer security, writing and Phantom Cyber. But mostly I tweet about my kids.

El Cerrito, CA, USA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2008.

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    To the person who figured out my honeypot is a honeypot could you please stop putting the picture of Pooh bear with a jar of honey on it? Its like this person's life mission, I've blocked him on: - Client - IPs (now on Tor ffs) - The image (he just edits 1 pixel every time...)

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    in 2020 we format nested loops for what they are

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  3. 2. velj

    And no, they still wouldn’t tell me what layer network map they wanted.

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  4. 2. velj

    “Two, you’re outsourcing something. Or three... oh! We’re getting acquired!” The next day I was summoned to the chief counsel to be added to the NDA.

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    Funny story: A few jobs ago, boss says “Drop everything and make an updated network map.” Me: “Only 3 things make a network map an emergency. One, a security incident. Which I would know about...”

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    27. sij

    I had to get a background check for my job, and it turns out the report is a 300+ page pdf of every single tweet I’ve ever liked with the work “fuck” in it. Enjoy your dystopian bs! *waves*

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    People don’t think it be like that but it do.

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  8. 1. velj
    Tweet je nedostupan.
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  9. 1. velj

    How you know it’s a gaming PC: You have no idea how long caps lock has been on, because it doesn’t really matter.

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    Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others. It’s the same when you use tabs and not spaces.

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  11. 31. sij

    She wasn’t fond of me anyway, so no loss. I believe I had to claim I got her number from an unidentified friend.

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  12. 31. sij

    I did have remote administrative access to it through a... series of events. Used that to look up the home phone number of a cute girl in class. Turned out to be the family phone number, and her dad was not amused, she was supposed to take calls on her phone.

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  13. 31. sij

    Or maybe it was an 11/40 or 11-45? Hard to remember, 30-odd years ago. It had the toggle switches on it, I boot toggled it a few times.

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  14. 30. sij

    Much like how Hollerith cards were used way back when, except there was a real digital computer behind them now. This was in 1987.

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  15. 30. sij

    Since the school had punch card readers and writers that no one was using to code, we used them for attendance. Teachers got a stack of cards for all students per class, and sent in the absents cards each day, which got run through the readers.

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  16. 30. sij

    I collect old computer books sometimes. Got this one a while back. I got to use an 11/70 running RSTS/E in high school, when it was already well past its prime. We had a use for punch cards, too.

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    30. sij

    Furbacca Furbacca Furbacca Furbacca Furbacca Furbacca

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    29. sij

    STEPHEN KING WRITING ABOUT LIVING IN NEW ENGLAND: The old man who ran the town dump communed with darkness. He kept a Hand of Glory in a 1982 Boston Bruins mug. Crows and bats were his to command. ME AFTER MOVING TO NEW ENGLAND: Jesus, I used to think Stephen King made shit up.

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    30. sij

    Super weird to see a train on the BART tracks that isn't BART. of course it makes sense they'd have a maintenance train full of heavy equipment. I just never thought about it before.

    A train rolling through Lake Merritt BART station. It has flat cars, one of which has a port a potty and a crane.
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    29. sij

    This is the best take in the new Dune poster I’ve seen, by far.

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