Ryan Vance

@ryanjjvance

Writer, editor, hook, line, stinker. He/Him. Shortlisted SBT New Writer 2016. Co-editor We Were Always Here: A Anthology.

Glasgow, UK
Vrijeme pridruživanja: svibanj 2009.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    6. pro 2019.

    Coming 2020, I guess!

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  2. prije 8 sati

    I heard you like anti-capitalist post-punk, hyperkinetic avant pop, gremlin drag and feel-good italodisco, held in accessible venues with all your queer family present having the time of their lives on May 1st in Glasgow?

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  3. prije 12 sati

    Although now I think of it, there's *way* more idolisation around The Joker than there is around The Master, even though they're essentially the same character, and you can't even say it's due to their protagonists' cool appeal, as The Doctor is such a dork, comparatively. Odd.

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  4. prije 13 sati

    They've done a Superman episode as a Christmas special, now I'd like to see the Doctor meet another bougie liberal high-tech vigilante with a penchant for grooming civilians, a paper-thin pacifism, a chaotic arch-nemisis and a thoroughly toxic fanbase.

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  5. prije 13 sati
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  6. prije 16 sati

    You think you’re a wise old mystic but really you’re a noisy encyclopaedia god *damn* drag me why don’t you

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  7. prije 17 sati

    Imagine giving your newborn a doll that was a naked version of itself but with no arms and legs.

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  8. prije 18 sati

    that feeling when a corporation’s attempt to distance itself from its mascot’s privileged image in an era of economic instability by rebooting the thing as a baby so you’ll feel guilty for making “eat the rich” jokes about a sentient peanut in a top hat

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  9. prije 18 sati

    We all knew they were going to bring this thing back but I’m gutted they went the “baby nut” route and not the “Frankenstein’s nut” route where they stuck the broken bits of its predecessor back together with blackcurrant jam and reanimate it with a spin in the microwave.

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  10. 2. velj

    This is just to say I have eaten the steak and the mushrooms for dinner instead of talking to you on the telephone Forgive me they were delicious and then Ask the Midwife came on

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  11. 2. velj

    It’s the ten minute gap between the two that makes this Mum Email a standout in the genre. (Are you ever just *thankful* for people?)

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  12. 2. velj

    Just remembered I archived this Scissor Sisters meets Anita Ward in a helium factory banger about eating caviar in the bathtub while your booty call's stuck in traffic, which only exists in about 3 other places online, and I cannot thank past me enough:

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  13. 2. velj

    I went through the same phase with We Were Always Here - after finally settling on a cover that was, compared to the others which didn't make the cut, produced in no time at all, I worried it was too gauche. Turns out I'm good at being kinda gauche!!!

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  14. 2. velj

    Spending a fortnight trying out different book cover designs because you've been second-guessing how representative of the contents the one everyone has told you is a good cover design actually is but then returning to realising the original is good actually is good, actually.

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  15. 2. velj

    More of Ross' work can be seen here, by the way:

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  16. 2. velj

    Tfw your artist pal captures you at peak winter comfort blanket mode

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    2. velj

    Let me tell u something ‘bout shape shifting

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  18. 2. velj

    Titles For Stories I’d Rather Not Write but They’re In My Head Now so I Guess I Have To #4: A Variety of Fingertips

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    14. sij
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  20. 1. velj

    My autocorrect just changed gatekeeping to hate keeping and you know, it’s not wrong.

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    31. sij

    “No running in the pool area!”

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