Trump is definitely to blame for hawking a dirty cop’s book during the worst natural disaster in recent memory though.
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I think you are unfairly maligned sometimes. But on this topic, wow, seek help immediately. You are clearly troubled.
Pilots and surgeons go through years of training and practice. Cops get like 9 weeks. It’s absurd.
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Yes, it’s very unclear. A profound mystery for the ages. Great reporting here!
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How is it a “secret group” if it’s literally just Twitter executives?
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You need to rephrase this immediately. A traffic stop didn’t kill that boy.
You fired him because he stood up for his coworkers. Your words are meaningless.
You know what my thought is? Take some damned responsibility for your product instead of relying on users to fix it for you.
The only reason you're posting this is to ward off other victims from coming forward. You have no case. Shameful.
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There's not even a goddamned Wikipedia entry for "Great Americans Day."
AOC could do that, yes. But it would be an enormous waste of time unless there was a Dem caucus behind here which *must* include Pelosi.
Deregulating *everything* is literally your entire goal as a politician, Marco. You can’t deregulate and then get mad at the government for not regulating. Your games aren’t working anymore.
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The United States is so fragile that the host of the Apprentice had it on the verge of collapse.
I can’t roll my eyes hard enough. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
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It’s literally the same thing you did. How is it odd when she does it but not you?
She was incredible during that entire interview. Unfortunately, I didn’t get her name.
He’s a scientist not a fortune teller. He provides guidance and information based on the best available data/information that often needs to be updated as we learn more. Do you really not understand the process here? Is your brain just full of worms now?
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*Note: Except for the three that were fired for trying to organize a union.
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I feel so sorry for for being maligned while he picks the pockets of the poor and middle class.
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I dare you to put into words *exactly* what’s wrong with mail in voting? What are the dangers? Please be specific.
This is what a journalist can do when they’re not worried about losing “access” or a background source going forward. Leigh used her time brilliantly and to the public’s benefit.
I thought you were a big national security guy. Do you not think the theft and distribution of classified documents is a problem? Because I know the vast majority of Americans think it’s a big problem.
Hi Fahad, great points. I think the main concern is that innocent people can be murdered and dismembered if one of your leaders is in a bad mood. But you're right, the diving is excellent.
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I mean, interpretive dance is more than anybody else has done.
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To be honest, I don’t eat any of it. But my memory is Twix is that it’s the worst.
Oh, I very much think it’s appropriate. The US Chamber is morally bankrupt.
Russia isn’t interested in a conventional war with NATO. They can’t afford it and their citizens would revolt. Russia’s only move is asymmetrical attacks like they’ve been doing for several years now.
This is absolutely insane. Racist, yes, but also a public health nightmare.
Both of your families hate your guts. Weird.
All the best to Doug Harris but Lerner should be ashamed for allowing this to happen.
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But you vote yes on Sessions? You're going to get primaried so hard.
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Hope you find a way to enjoy your unemployment.
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Ok, I’ll play this game. The GOP loves Russian kleptocracy more than democracy.
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I fly United literally every week. I have never once seen popcorn on a flight.
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@TimJMasterson Did you just tell canned pasta that it had noble intentions?
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Richard, I’m so sorry your war ended. I can only hope there’s another interminable, unwinnable war for you to cover soon. Thoughts and prayers.
It’s almost as if the United States doesn’t invest enough in train infrastructure.
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Eh, anyone who was upset by Kaepernick was going to vote Trump regardless.
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“Guilt won’t matter.”
The more you guys talk the more you reveal about yourselves.
I have seen ushers do this on multiple occasions. They target specific people. It always has a chilling effect. I hate it.
I’ve spent quite a bit of time in the UK. I think their feelings about Americans differ if you’re in London versus, say, Southampton or Bristol. The “worldly” Brits often have contempt. The less traveled Brits still seem curious and friendly. Just my experience.
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I said early, I already knew she was smart and I knew I liked her policies. What I learned tonight is that she’s a fighter. She’s in it to win it.
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A barista isn’t a slacker either. I was one. I’ve known them for 20+ years. They work their asses off.
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When you’re so racist you can’t accept a basic, observable fact from the American Lung Association, it’s time to find a good therapist.
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The end of your tweet should say, “He’s lying, of course.”
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The fact you endorse a bigot like Trump tells me everything I need to know about Under Armour.
BECAUSE WE LIVE IN A DEMOCRACY NOT A DICTATORSHIP
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I think we learned a valuable lesson. When the protestor is peaceful and doesn’t resist being escorted out, there’s nothing for Trump to say. He can only stand there like the fool he is.
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This is a straight up lie and everyone knows it. You're 100% corrupt.
Wherein Toomey gives up the game for the : It’s far more important for gun manufacturers to make money than to reduce the amount of children slaughtered. It’s truly that simple.
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Do you not possess any self awareness at all? I mean, just a tiny bit?
It’s *wild* to me this is still a take people have. Absolutely wild.
Really glad you're worried about the big picture here. It's definitely the fault of the person who took the video.
As is said, sports are a reward for a functioning society. Tons of respect for the Bucks organization today.
This is a good explanation. A Honda Civic could theoretically pull a house under ideal conditions. Towing is a different thing.
The problem is that individual states are making it easier at their level to overturn presidential elections. If Pennsylvania overturns the election and sends it to the Senate where they can’t undo an injustice, well, that’s not great.
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Any word from Trysten Hill, yet? That was one of the dirtiest plays I’ve ever seen.
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Watcher in the Woods (the original). I know it’s a Disney movie but it scared the hell out of me.
How can it be prosecutorial misconduct when he hasn’t been prosecuted? Anyway, this guy is a menace.
Whichever school awarded you a PhD should rescind it immediately.
You can’t call something a hoax and say it will go away like a miracle and then die a martyr.
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The funniest part is the people out there (lots of them!) that don’t know that stand-up is an act. They thought he just walked on stage and told completely true stories. “He’s so relatable and nice!” I mean, yeah, he is, because he’s been practicing that for a long time!
Consumers shall have the right not to fly United based on ridiculous enforcement of vague policies.
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So, you’re telling me there’s a harmless shot I can take that will make sure I survive COVID 100% of the time. Great news.
Do you seriously think that taxing businesses for hiring a lot of people is the right way to fund homelessness programs? I mean, seriously.
Sir, you can’t just ignore the entire last several decades of Democratic leadership and politics. This is wishcasting. As much as I would like for this to happen, it absolutely will not.
This is the last company I would ask about “corporate reputation strategy.”
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Yes, we do. Because Jay Z is a rapper. His lyrics might be relevant if he was running for president. Which he's not.
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And here’s the difference between 1976 and 2022. Please tell me you understand what’s happening here.
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“In the 1976 heat wave we played outside and everything was fine”
OK Boomer.
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“I continually broke the rules and they held me accountable. I’m the victim here.”
People who don’t understand government rules around gifts are losing their minds right now. But all of this is true and normal for civil servants.
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A member of the SEC spoke to my students over breakfast, and later sent me a $10 bill to reimburse the school for the cost of coffee and a muffin. twitter.com/JenniferMRomig…
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I knew already because it was plastered all over the news.
So, it's not the Contract of Carriage as previously stated.
You guys. You're doing this wrong. All of it.
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Honestly, it’s my 2 year old’s favorite book right now. We read it multiple times every night.