Ryan Graves

@RyanandHobbes

Little known fact: When penguins slide on their bellies on the ice it's called tobogganing. Fucking cute, right?

Seattle, WA
Joined January 2009

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  1. Retweeted
    10 Dec 2016

    y'know you're right, that *was* fun to watch.

  2. Retweeted
    6 Nov 2016

    Voting 3rd party is a good way to let marginalized groups know that your abstract principles are more important than their very real lives.

  3. 8 Nov 2016

    Can Gary Johnson not please?

  4. Retweeted
    8 Nov 2016

    Asheville is me at a family dinner.

  5. Retweeted
    8 Nov 2016

    If you wondered about the opposite of Netflix and Chill, it’s CNN AND PANIC.

  6. Retweeted
    27 Sep 2016

    HILLARY: donald-- TRUMP: --wrong HILLARY: …trump-- TRUMP: --wrong HILLARY: [smiling serenely] …is good TRUMP: --wrong. nno wait. nno. no, no

  7. Retweeted
    19 Oct 2016

    That sweet, sweet Victim Of Sexual Assault fame. Who is the Kelly Clarkson of that particular genre?

  8. Retweeted
    9 Oct 2016

    Trump: I love twitter. It's a great form of communication for getting the issues across. Also Trump:

  9. Retweeted
    9 Oct 2016

    This is a presidential race between a polished piece of punditry and the comments section below it.

  10. Retweeted
    9 Oct 2016

    "Scalia would never have died if I had been president at the time."

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    9 Oct 2016
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    9 Oct 2016

    Trump: "Health care—why didn't she do something about it?" Here's Hillary in 1993, testifying for health care reform.

  13. Retweeted
    9 Oct 2016

    My question is for Mr. Trump: "Girl, you cray."

  14. Retweeted
    9 Oct 2016

    Trump believes Libya is something you grab a woman by.

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    9 Oct 2016
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    9 Oct 2016
  17. Retweeted
    18 Jun 2013

    Do you think Putin will be going to The Miss Universe Pageant in November in Moscow - if so, will he become my new best friend?

  18. Retweeted
    9 Oct 2016

    Pls call National Guard. I ran out of wine & there are still 30 mins left in this TV show I'm watching were a lunatic is playing my nominee.

  19. Retweeted
    9 Oct 2016

    cooper: do u pay taxes trump: no! cooper: so you dont trump: of course i do cooper: what trump: bernie sanders cooper: wait what trump: isis

  20. Retweeted
    9 Oct 2016

    I give up. I really tried to watch this freak-show w/o resorting to alcohol. But, with 1 hour to go...I caved.

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