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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 1

    Cool Shit/Weird Shit returns this Friday at Midnight ! Get tickets now!

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  2. May 22

    Hard to believe that after YEARS of work, and I are hours away from unveiling our VERY REAL ROBOT.

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  3. May 17

    REAL ROBOT! NO MAN INSIDE!: The Future of Interactive Comedy Monday 5/22 - 10:30 PM -

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  4. May 10

    Please come to on 5/22 at 10:30 PM for a comedy show AND THE UNVEILING OF THE FUTURE OF INTERACTIVE ENTERTAINMENT!

  5. Apr 19

    PLEASE tell me they're keeping Watters' World?!?!!

  6. Apr 14

    Had enough of snarky podcast hosts smirking their way through ads. What's so "funny" about getting all of your food in the mail? SMDH

  7. Retweeted
    Apr 10

    Just added a bone to my snake tat which means 1) I disciplined a stranger's child 2) the stranger thanked me and 3) the child thanked me

  8. Apr 3

    Hey man, at the end of the day we're all just lil' lizards looking for a hot rock.

  9. Mar 31

    "Tasky John" a web comic by is the best thing you could be looking at today, if you ask me. Most days really.

  10. Mar 28

    Lord, when will you see fit to reward my incredible humility?

  11. Mar 23

    The very large hawks that let me fly on their backs check in often to make sure that I'm not slipping off or too overwhelmed.

  12. Mar 23

    Never learned "survival skills." Don't need 'em. If get lost in the woods, animals lead me to shelter, offer me milk meant for their young.

  13. Feb 1

    PLAY BY PLAY is TN! 10:15 PM. East Village. Improv comedy w/ LIVE commentary by and

  14. Jan 31

    This show will be very, very close to a "party atmosphere..."

  15. Jan 12
  16. 16 Dec 2016

    A little chit chat between two buds I dreamed up for .

  17. 8 Dec 2016

    We can't wait until is rotting away in Gitmo to find out if can take a joke.

  18. 2 Dec 2016

    Way high up, clouds look EXACTLY like animals, boats, faces, etc. Sounds nice, but it's a real problem for first time pilots.

  19. 1 Dec 2016

    So much of working out is knowing when to scream "I'm weeeak" and guess what it's more often than you think.

  20. 25 Nov 2016

    Very good improv tonight and maybe your only chance to see all "Turkey Talk" crowd-work. Buy your tix now!

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