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R-V-B Jr.
@rvbemisjr
Still that guy who wrote something once and actually is writing something else. Voted most likely to say something nice even about something bad.
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Mostly A, a bit of B due to a couple of the losses were winnable. But you can see the product is improving for the most part, and with pundits mostly picking FSU to go 6-6 or 7-5, 9-3 is clearly a success if it happens.
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If you we were to win out and go 9-3, how would you rank this season?
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If you listen to only one piece of advice today, please listen to Funky Uncle.
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Please don’t try eating 5 cups of sugar and 3 pounds of butter.
It's cool, I ain't paid $8 for any of King's books, either.
So Billboard is useless?
Damn, Twitter getting oddly specific about Jimbo when it causes preventable heart attacks daily by waiting too long to clarify an old, beloved celebrity trends for not being dead.
21-3, should be 35-0 if FSU could stop beating themselves in various ways.
10 point swing for no damn reason at all.
Bruins. Stanley Cup.
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Out of all of your favorite teams, across all sports, which one do you most want to see win a Championship?
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Pet Shop Boys - "Opportunities (Let's Make Lots Of Money)"
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What SONG defined the 1980s?
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The Offspring >>> Green Day
My grandmom was from Quebec and half of my family is from Maine, which is really lower Canada.
I think this should qualify me for dual citizenship. Just saying.
Sometimes you can't wait in line for the awesome Chinese food from the family that owns the small place in the strip mall and you're hungry and Panda Express is a decent holdover. It has a purpose.
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Who the fuck is keeping Panda Express in business
Damn, I always thought there was a butcher in the back where the animals were freshly killed and then turned into fresh meat which was then grilled over open coals to perfection by the finest chefs from Oslo, Norway, served by trained British butlers to me in my Ford Escape.
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Can this even be considered food? A McDonald’s worker decides to reveal how a McRib is made.
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Wait, I thought Republicans hated schools because they indoctrinated students to the liberal agenda, so wouldn't the Democrats be doing you a favor by closing those schools?
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The Left closed your schools. Just reminding you.
The Dilbert guy really let himself go.
Wait, that's Scott Adams.
... well they both suck so I'm not wrong.
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Brittney Griner is being transferred to a Russian penal colony, where she will spend the next 9 years after losing her appeal.
Thankful Brittney landed in a place where she won’t have to hear our terrible and oppressive National Anthem again for the foreseeable future. 
That's an upgrade, man. Zappe could drop dimes on those teams, too.
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my timeline is full of bailey zappe and i am watching the knicks play the magic
Bailey "The Legend" Zappe
Target. Fucking Target.
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What store is a dangerous temptation because you’ll buy everything in it?
Can't believe Christian McCaffrey was holding Carolina back all this time.
Shaquille O'Neal seems like a cool, fun guy.
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If you could hang out with any one athlete for a day, who would you pick?
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These kids have been hiding behind the chainsaws in that Geico commercial for years. Kill them already.
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Live look at Jimbo Fisher's front porch:
Duke beat Miami? I thought basketball season was a couple weeks away still.
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Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups slander will not be tolerated.
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All I know is I don't really want any of these teams to win the World Series, but I guess if I'm forced to pick I'd say I'd rather see the Padres above the other 3.
Pretty sure Sting lasted longer in bed a few times than Liz Truss did as Prime Minister.
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McDonald's has an Adult Happy Meal? And it doesn't pay my bills and debts?
Doesn't sound like much of an Adult Happy Meal to me.
Tom from MySpace was the best.
I have to fight a road sign? For a billion dollars?
Sweet.
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I mean, yes it's disappointing FSU lost those three in a row. If I'm picking one I'm most upset over it's still the NC State loss. The Noles should have won that one. After that it's Wake and Clemson last, since I expected Clemson to win anyway.
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Peppa Pig has gone too far this time.
I hate that moved their drink subscriptions over to Amazon. I never had a case lost in shipping before then. Now I've had 3 cases of Frozen Bombsicle that had to be returned in the past couple months alone.
It's amazing people will say they worship God on Sunday and then go worship Trump the other 6 days. Crazy.
Can everyone please stop extending that kid's 15 minutes every few days on Twitter?
No Bob Costas slander, dude is a good broadcaster.
"Politicians lie, even the nice, old geezers."
Saved so much ink and paper with that.
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NYT: "Biden’s folksiness can veer into folklore, with dates that don’t quite add up and details that are exaggerated or wrong, the factual edges shaved off to make them more powerful for audiences."
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I mean, it's nice that we're getting Blink 182 again, but I wanted Sugarcult.
Mycah Pittman with an impressive TD snag.