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  1. Pinned Tweet
    1 Jun 2016

    I think I am a muffin man, I haven't got a bell. I haven't got the muffin things that muffin people sell.

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  2. Retweeted
    Feb 28

    Things that actually happened... The scoreboard at Old Trafford announced Deirdre Barlow was staying with Ken Barlow - and not running off with Mike Baldwin, and in the night sky, the United crowd cheered. Hard to explain, really!

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  3. Feb 27

    Well, I've just found out that I share my birthday with Jacob Rees-Mogg so that's my weekend ruined already.

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  12. Feb 26

    This afternoon's background music provided by the full versions of wrestlers' intro music.

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    Feb 26

    Counterpoint: No, they shouldn't.

    Teachers should be prepared to ‘sacrifice their lives’, says ex-Ofsted head
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    11 Feb 2020

    Increase income tax for the top 5% of earners, reverse the Tories’ cuts in corporation tax and clamp down on tax avoidance, particularly of large corporations. No stepping back from our core principles.

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  15. Feb 26

    Would it reflect worse on Naomi Wolf if she made up that conversation, or if she overheard two friends dicking about together and assumed what they were saying was true?

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  16. Feb 24

    I may never have known him - nobody knew him, after all - but I still miss him.

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  17. Feb 23

    Just a squirrel eating an orange, nothing to see here.

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  18. Feb 22

    And some bonus flowers.

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  19. Feb 22

    Yesterday's birds: kingfisher, wren, blue tit, collared dove

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  20. Feb 22

    It is a truth universally acknowledged that any bar of chocolate that tells you on the front of the pack what % cocoa solids it contains isn't going to be as nice as Dairy Milk.

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  21. Feb 19

    Cool, I never knew the Spanish for "Here I am with a dirty blue bastard" before.

    Qué bueno volver a verte mago 🎩🤝
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