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  1. Jan 2

    someone should really come up with beginnings to all those jokes sitcom characters are finishing as they walk into a room

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    30 Dec 2018

    Louis CK, 2017: "I have spent my long and lucky career talking and saying anything I want. I will now step back and take a long time to listen" Louis CK, 2018:

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  3. 24 Dec 2018

    it’s nice to go to a church service once a year on christmas eve, but it is wild how much they say flesh

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  5. 21 Dec 2018

    welcome to marwen was just like if they turned a cringe into a movie

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    20 Dec 2018

    25 years after Frasier’s premiere, it’s time to look back behind the scenes of one of television’s best series ever

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  7. 19 Dec 2018

    why is everything in britain gray* *based on killing eve and the bodyguard

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    dear angry dem donors: there is a big difference between being opportunistic and standing by the principles you’ve upheld and fought for your entire career - a distinction we don’t have an issue making for men. ever.

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    Besides being a destructive autocrat who doesn't believe in representative government, Scott Walker is also--let me put this as politely as possible--a fucking moron who doesn't understand how a Venn Diagram works.

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    13 Dec 2018
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    Bernie operatives haven’t learned. The demographic that chooses the primary nominee is who? Black women. So who do we attack first?! Sigh. Here we go again.

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    12 Dec 2018

    did... did a wall write this?

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  13. 7 Dec 2018

    every uber driver I’ve ever had “used to date a girl who lived around here”

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    4 Dec 2018

    Lot of people criticizing this, but in fairness, the best way to honor a Republican is to deny Americans a vital government service they rely on

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  15. 3 Dec 2018

    I swear to god if we go into 2020 still not understanding how campaign donations work

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  16. 1 Dec 2018

    made some tunes this afternoons

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  18. 27 Nov 2018

    still on this meme

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  19. 27 Nov 2018

    ladies, if he: - never texts you back - won’t follow you on instagram - is constantly moving - only has three settings - was first invented by Diehl and Co. in 1904 he’s not your man, he’s an oscillating fan

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  20. 25 Nov 2018

    this is the only meme I have ever understood so get ready for an onslaught

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