Me: Alright, all I've gotta do is cram an extra hour or two into my work day and I've earned myself a four day weekend. I can totally do this. Life: Hey, so uh, how attached were you to your son's front teeth?
Smacked his head on a metal bench. He's pretty busted up, but the lost tooth was a baby
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Oh noooo. Glad there was a silver lining but I hope the bub feels better soon.

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