Driving my daughter back from gymnastics tonight, streaming a little @pattonoswalt. Took a turn a little too sharp, and the phone tumbles out of the cupholder. No big deal, I think, I'm almost home.
I was wrong.
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Two miles from home,
@pattonoswalt starts describing how penis-like Maine is. My Bluetooth adapter has no controls on it. My phone is on the floor. My 12-year old daughter is in the backseat. I'm surrounded by cars in the middle of the highway.1 reply 0 retweets 9 likesShow this thread -
In a panic, I sort of punch the stereo without taking my eyes off the road. Was trying to push in the power knob to turn the stereo off, and instead turned it up. My daughter, who I now know was reading and not posting attention to the thing I was listening to, was now alert.
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I awkwardly punch the stereo again, just as
@pattonoswalt starts to describe Florida as testicles. At this point I am crying laughing because all of this is so absurd and the jokes were also pretty funny. Make sure you're Bluetooth thingy has buttons. The end.2 replies 0 retweets 17 likesShow this thread -
Replying to @russellholly @pattonoswalt
Doesn't your stereo have a volume knob?
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Hell, mine has volume controls on the steering wheel
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Oh yeah this was totally me panicking.
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Replying to @russellholly
Lol. I don't think buttons on your Bluetooth would have helped.
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