Driving my daughter back from gymnastics tonight, streaming a little @pattonoswalt. Took a turn a little too sharp, and the phone tumbles out of the cupholder. No big deal, I think, I'm almost home.
I was wrong.
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I awkwardly punch the stereo again, just as
@pattonoswalt starts to describe Florida as testicles. At this point I am crying laughing because all of this is so absurd and the jokes were also pretty funny. Make sure you're Bluetooth thingy has buttons. The end.Show this threadThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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