Driving my daughter back from gymnastics tonight, streaming a little @pattonoswalt. Took a turn a little too sharp, and the phone tumbles out of the cupholder. No big deal, I think, I'm almost home.
I was wrong.
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In a panic, I sort of punch the stereo without taking my eyes off the road. Was trying to push in the power knob to turn the stereo off, and instead turned it up. My daughter, who I now know was reading and not posting attention to the thing I was listening to, was now alert.
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I awkwardly punch the stereo again, just as
@pattonoswalt starts to describe Florida as testicles. At this point I am crying laughing because all of this is so absurd and the jokes were also pretty funny. Make sure you're Bluetooth thingy has buttons. The end.Show this thread
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