This Christmas I've been playing Secret Suture. It's like Secret Santa, but you break in and sew peoples' orifices shut instead.
@c_davies jokes on you, my left nostril doesn't work anyways!
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@russellholly Oh Russell, just you wait until you realize exactly which orifice of yours was stitched... Such festive cheer!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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