@russellholly Better not make that your last tweet then
I think I may actually die soon. A shark will come bursting through my sun room at any moment and try to eat me. I have no chainsaw.
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@russellholly the fact that I know this information makes me feel like *I'm* gonna die. -
@ktbradford It'd totally cut you out of a shark with a chainsaw - 1 more reply
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@russellholly You can still survive for around 30 minutes as long as someone else with a chainsaw comes along shortly.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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