I'd like to think that I'm an OK parent, but man I am the shittiest Tooth Fairy ever.
@c_davies I slipped the bill under the bed, and then left the goddamned tooth on my desk in its very obvious bag.
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@russellholly Just say the tooth fairy was taking a union-mandated break, forgot to gather up its tools, & will go in front of a tribunalThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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