I accidentally snorted some spices I was working with this morning when preparing chicken for dinner. My nose might as well be on fire.
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Replying to @russellholly
@russellholly comparing a burning feeling to actually being on fire is like trading your tailored-fit overcoat for a straitjacket.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @Six6Sicks
@Six6Sicks I know... I'm such a pathetic piece of shit2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @russellholly
@russellholly plus what happened to recommending I need a hug?#Lies1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @Six6Sicks
@Six6Sicks Your avatar is a scary looking dude in body armor and a helmet. One does not simply hug a linebacker.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @russellholly
@russellholly If Michael Phelps can do it, it can be done. http://d.yimg.com/i/ng/sp/ap_photo/20120911/all/l6244344.jpg …1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @Six6Sicks
@Six6Sicks Ray Rice doesn't count, he's a friggin teddy bear unless you're on the other team.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
Replying to @russellholly
@russellholly Ya know Mr. Holly, I took you for more of the sports jock type. Very disappointing. That's Ray Lewis my friend. Not Ray Rice.1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
@Six6Sicks yeah, you've already reached the extent of my sports knowledge. I only knew who Michael Phelps was because he's a local.
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